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Old 09-26-2006, 04:11 PM
StupidAcesSigh StupidAcesSigh is offline
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Default Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

I was hoping the twisted genii that is OOT could help me construct a defense plan for the contigency that my girlfriend catches me cheating. I suppose step #1 is not post about your illicit affairs on the internet, but enough of that.

4 or 5 days ago my ex-gf came over, on the surface to discuss a situation regarding her room mate who is subletting from me. We talked for a bit and then went out for dinner. She came over the next day to clean my room for money and we slept together. We also slept together the next day (or 2 days after, something like that).

Anyway, yesterday I told her that our affair had to come to an end because I really do love my gf and want to be with her. Now, she has my girlfriends myspace account and has hinted that she may or may not myspace my gf with the details of our affair.

Damage control OOT, what do I do if she e-mails my gf?
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

You should probably kill her.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

Deny deny deny.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:13 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

Sleep with her again and then scam her out of some $$.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:14 PM
MrWookie MrWookie is offline
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

Steal $600 from ex-gf.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:15 PM
RunDownHouse RunDownHouse is offline
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

First, maids and intimate relations do not mix.

Second, you don't love your gf as much as you likely think you do, and should welcome this personal trainwreck for the savior that it is.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

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First, maids and intimate relations do not mix.



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Another life lesson from Seinfeld
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:42 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

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Second, you don't love your gf as much as you likely think you do, and should welcome this personal trainwreck for the savior that it is.


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LOL, people who think it's easy not to cheat for the most part never have the opportunity to cheat, for whatever reasons you care to think of.

I am not saying you in particular, I am just saying "most people"... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:14 PM
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Sleep with her again and then scam her out of some $$.

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Tempting... but she is very poor and I am very rich. She does have a van.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: Dear OOT... I believe I may be about to get caught \"riding dirty\"

Are you related to Sekrah?
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