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Old 09-11-2006, 03:53 PM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default BEAT: I saw a murder this morning

I think I'm going to throw up.

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:53 PM
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SWEET
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:54 PM
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lame
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:57 PM
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:00 PM
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:26 PM
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Old 09-12-2006, 04:58 PM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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i was gonna make this exact fyp :P

forget about da haters, they are obviously just charlton's many gimmick accounts.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:01 PM
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:55 PM
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lol wtf?!

i love that link
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:55 PM
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I think I'm going to throw up.

I was riding home from school today on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Why do the perps automatically have to be Black?
Oh...wait...I was just thinking out loud
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