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Old 01-25-2006, 02:28 AM
cnfuzzd cnfuzzd is offline
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Default We need a mascot....

Okay. So im seeing all these other mods doing things, like deleting threads, and encouragin discussion, and i start to feel bad. Not becuase im depriving you schmoes of anything, but more because i think im being looked down on as the "lazy mod". Which isnt just an insult to me, no matter how many times dynasty calls us the "watered down" oot, but is also an insult to you! So, i figure lets run an official BBV mascot contest. There is someone out there, being wafted through the peaks and valleys of poker variance, that embodies the very soul of this forum. Is it bicyclekick, who has never ran less than 18bb/100 in his life, or kurosh who has managed to lose more money with AA than any player alive? Perhaps its baronzeus who can manage to win 245K while being in the middle of a "bad month", or maybe its sponger, who at last count has managed to lose his eighty seven cent bankroll at least eight times. Maybe its YOU! The great thing is, YOU GET TO DECIDE!

How it works: Any 2p2 memeber can nominate someone to be a contestant of this contest. Just write a short paragraph as to why your horse,,,er,,, player, embodies the spirit of what BBV stands for. The nomination period will be open for the two days. Ish. (hey, its not like im getting paid for this) At the end of this period, myself, along with a panel of select 2p2 members will seed the nominations into a bracket structure. Then we will have our tourney!. (think ms oot for those too addicted to gambling to care about breasts) The winner will recieve the title of Official BBV mascot, and have the privledge of telling all their friends (like they will have any) that in any selected group of gamblers, they will, by a wide margin, have the largest problem. (im also open to suggestions for title for our forum champ)

So, nominate your champion now!

peace

john nickle
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Old 01-25-2006, 02:29 AM
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Sponger.
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Old 01-25-2006, 02:34 AM
cnfuzzd cnfuzzd is offline
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Sponger.

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i need *reasons*. When it comes time to seed these people, i will have to weigh things in a manner that makes it appear i care!

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john nickle
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:01 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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Sponger.

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Old 01-25-2006, 09:10 AM
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Pokerbob. It seriously seems like he is ALWAYS running bad. He seems to do a very good job of complaining without actually complaining.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:31 AM
theredpill89 theredpill89 is offline
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Default Re: We need a mascot....

I practically started this fucking forum. Back when everyone else was being civil. Whatever, though, I'm hardly ever here anymore.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:41 AM
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This should be easy. Longest breakeven streak, and largest swing in BB's for said breakeven streak. Can be time or hands, preferrably time.
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Old 01-25-2006, 09:33 AM
TheGunner TheGunner is offline
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Without a doubt: BUSTO

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=27#Post4410933
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:30 PM
huenix huenix is offline
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Without a doubt: BUSTO

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=27#Post4410933

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I came very close to passing out from laughing at that. How did I miss it before?

Priceless.
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:35 PM
tolbiny tolbiny is offline
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Default Re: We need a mascot....

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Pokerbob. It seriously seems like he is ALWAYS running bad. He seems to do a very good job of complaining without actually complaining.

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Obviously pokerbob doesn't know your IM name, otherwise you would feel differently.
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