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Old 08-30-2006, 02:40 PM
LrdNikon LrdNikon is offline
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Default Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

Not that this is all that impressive, but I saw the other day "Toilet tennis- look left" and the obligatory "Toilet tennis- look right" on the stall walls and it got me thinking there has got to be some good quotes or art or something that people have seen.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:43 PM
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Default Re: Best or favorite bathroom graffiti


I saw a sign stating "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted". Underneath, someone had written "Bill Posters is innocent!"

I'll see if I can find/link to the picture.

Ringo
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Old 08-30-2006, 03:02 PM
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Old 08-30-2006, 03:21 PM
PokerAmateur4 PokerAmateur4 is offline
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[/ QUOTE ]WTF does post no bills mean?

And that's funny.

There's a book of these out there somewhere.
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:14 PM
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Default Re: Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

Stephen King has a story relating to this stuff in "Everything's Eventual".

On the electric hand dryers:

PUSH BUTT
RUB
STOP
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:16 PM
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Default Re: Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

[ QUOTE ]
Stephen King has a story relating to this stuff in "Everything's Eventual".

On the electric hand dryers:

PUSH BUTT
RUB
STOP

[/ QUOTE ]

Continuing the Stephen King theme, his favourite piece of graffiti is

[ QUOTE ]
SAVE RUSSIAN JEWS! COLLECT VALUABLE PRIZES!

[/ QUOTE ]

this graffiti is referenced in several of his works, one of which is the short story that feeling, you can only say it in french, off the top of my head.
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Old 08-30-2006, 11:32 PM
SackUp SackUp is offline
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There's a book of these out there somewhere.

[/ QUOTE ]

A buddy of mine actually made a book about toilet jokes. He went around like 20+ college campuses in california to look for different toilet jokes.

He actually tried to make it a serious book which leaves room only for like 5th level triple sarcasm humor.

Check it out on Amazon:

The Grout Society: Everything I need to know I learned in a college stall.
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Old 08-30-2006, 03:19 PM
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"eat a bag of f---"
I don't even know what that means but it made me laugh.
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:32 PM
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In high school I remember reading a poem in one of the stalls:

"Here I sit, skipping class
Brown turds falling from my ass
Some will sink, some will swim
Some will dry up on the rim."
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:45 PM
Habib Marwan Habib Marwan is offline
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People make "grout" jokes on the tiles of our school library bathroom. Some favorites:

"Strike three! You're grout!"
"Grout Expectations"
"Whatchu talkin grout Willis?"
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