Dcifrths Vs. El Diablo... a POSE OFF

[DcifrThs]

so i was propositioned (not the good kind) the other week by el diablo. he declared a pose off for bankrolls.

he says his arms are like "taut steel cables" and will "win shoulders hands down."

i am of a smaller frame but my definition in chest/ab area is quite good. further, i am swimming (breast stroke) every day while he is running and lifting. i can do 24 straight laps of breast stroke varying between good pace and all out and it takes me about 30 mins...i then do 2 laps of freestyle w/ a break in between of about 30 seconds.

i can do between 10-20 pull ups palms facing out depending on when during the day i do them (before or after swimming...swimming is exhausting)

diablo runs 4.2 miles/day and can play soccer.

we CANNOT agree on a method of scoring. i.e. he wants JUST arms. i said, fine do just abs...he said he is not a prissy girl (implying abs are to be treated thusly)

so we are at a standstill.

i now turn to OOT for guidance.

id like a ranking and scoring of body parts for a POSE OFF!

i.e. it'd look something like this:

score 10 points, highest point total wins.

Arms: 3 points
Abs: 3 points
Shoulders: 1 point
Chest: 2 points
Thighs: 1 poing

that is just an example i pulled off the top of my head.

so help me out.

Barron

[El Diablo]

All,

My counter proposal to Dcifr was that we can do it by whatever standards he wants as long as prior to the poseoff we do a five round fight.

[DcifrThs]

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All,

My counter proposal to Dcifr was that we can do it by whatever standards he wants as long as prior to the poseoff we do a five round fight.

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i of course cannot do that b/c i can barely walk even w/ my insoles due to my foot injury.

bone scans can be supplied for proof.

Barron

[El Diablo]

Dcifr,

Just looked at your scale. I win 7-3.

[DcifrThs]

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Dcifr,

Just looked at your scale. I win 7-3.

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i may be forgetting body parts. your chest may not be as good as you think, although it still may win. i think abs are hugely important and should probably rankt hem higher. they are the toughest thing to get good definition in and by the time we have a pose off i'll likely have an 8 pack...which will also make my chest look damn good...further, are arms ranked by size (pythons or whatever) or by cutness/definition..or some combo therein?

Barron

[Lazy Meatball]

Question 1:
Who brings the Oil?

[brettbrettr]

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All,

My counter proposal to Dcifr was that we can do it by whatever standards he wants as long as prior to the poseoff we do a five round fight.

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Its been a few years but I'll fight either of you for any number of rounds, any amount of money.

LINK.

[fiskebent]

Hair under arms should be used as a tie-breaker

[Aloysius]

WTF @ this thread.

-Al

[Caldarooni]

ANY UPDATE ON THE POSER OFF???