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Old 06-19-2006, 03:50 AM
shant shant is offline
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Default Ingenious plan

Go to various uniform stores and Goodwills until I have replicated the proper chip-runner outfit of Commerce. If you don't live in LA, replace Commerce with your local cardroom.

Use my cell phone camera to get a shot of a chip runner's name tag and use my Photoshop skillz to replicate that as well.

Buy a cheap overcoat or windbreaker from previously mentioned Goodwills.

Pick a weekend night, get dressed up in my uniform and disposable jacket. Walk into high-limit room and look for someone getting a new seat at a 40-80 or 60-120 table.

Toss jacket, quickly make my way over to new player, take money and say "2000 behind seat 7."

Head for the door. Ball 24/7.
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:59 AM
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You wouldn't make it 5 feet out of the poker room before you got tackled.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:00 AM
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ROFLMAO

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Toss jacket, quickly make my way over to new player, take money and say "I didn't drop the soap, wtf!."

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FYP
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:07 AM
Brainwalter Brainwalter is offline
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Put the jacket back on after you pocket the cash. Walk toward the cage (?) then walk past it and out the door. Never been to commerce so I don't know the geography.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:37 AM
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Not sure if it really applies to your "plan", but Tommy Angelo had an article about doing something very similar. Thought I'd dig it up for everyone.
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Old 06-19-2006, 11:05 AM
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Not sure if it really applies to your "plan", but Tommy Angelo had an article about doing something very similar. Thought I'd dig it up for everyone.
link

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What a great read. Such an amazing writer. Kind of bothered he stole $10,000 though.

Edit: Just saw the fiction by the side of the title.
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Old 06-19-2006, 11:11 AM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Not sure if it really applies to your "plan", but Tommy Angelo had an article about doing something very similar. Thought I'd dig it up for everyone.
link

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Thats fuggin brilliant.
Shant: Butso from betting world cup? New plan: Only bet on ties!
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Old 06-19-2006, 10:55 PM
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Not sure if it really applies to your "plan", but Tommy Angelo had an article about doing something very similar. Thought I'd dig it up for everyone.
link

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LMAO at "The Noisy Boise Boys". The Drifters played in the lounge bar at my casino recently. So sad.
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Old 06-19-2006, 05:01 AM
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Go to various uniform stores and Goodwills until I have replicated the proper chip-runner outfit of Commerce. If you don't live in LA, replace Commerce with your local cardroom.

Use my cell phone camera to get a shot of a chip runner's name tag and use my Photoshop skillz to replicate that as well.

Buy a cheap overcoat or windbreaker from previously mentioned Goodwills.

Pick a weekend night, get dressed up in my uniform and disposable jacket. Walk into high-limit room and look for someone getting a new seat at a 40-80 or 60-120 table.

Toss jacket, quickly make my way over to new player, take money and say "2000 behind seat 7."

Head for the door. Ball 24/7.


[/ QUOTE ] You are a a moron.
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Old 06-19-2006, 05:13 AM
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Go for it, sounds fool-proof.
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