People trying to suck eachother at Commerce

shant · #1 06-18-2006, 08:32 AM

Commerce 20/40

Three guys involved:

Old Guy (OG)
Asian Guy(AG)
Armenian Fish (AF)

Armenian dude is a huge fish. Everyone is trying to take his money. Asian dude is kinda tilty mid 20's Asian dude. Old guy is old.

We're at the turn in this hand and the board doesn't matter, but OG bets and AG only calls with AF still left to act. AF thinks and mucks. OG says something about AF being out of the hand now but AG still bets the river and OG calls. AG shows a set, OG mucks.

AG then says he only called the turn because he was trying to suck in AF. AF takes great offense to this and the following conversation occurs:

AG: I only call with set to suck you in.
AF: You didn't suck me! You sucked him! (points to OG)
OG: He didn't suck nothing.
AG: No sir, I trying to suck you in.
AF (more angry now) You're not sucking me. Try to suck me, see what happens.
AG: I will suck you!
AF: Maybe I'll suck you!
AG: OK, sir, next time.
AF: OK, good! Suck me next time!

I was dying inside but didn't laugh out loud.

Supesimmo · #2 06-18-2006, 08:37 AM

lmao

How did you keep a straight face?

luckychewy · #3 06-18-2006, 08:38 AM

LOL

effinA · #4 06-18-2006, 08:39 AM

milk came out!!!!!!!!!
this was hilarious.....

stinkypete · #5 06-18-2006, 08:39 AM

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didn't laugh out loud.

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weak.

effinA · #6 06-18-2006, 08:40 AM

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AF: OK, good! Suck me next time!

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hahahahahahahaaaaa

Michael Davis · #7 06-18-2006, 08:40 AM

I hope you lost at 20-40 too.

-Michael

toss · #8 06-18-2006, 08:45 AM

Were they serious when they said this? Did they stop to think how they sounded? I don't think I could not laugh after that.

shant · #9 06-18-2006, 05:44 PM

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Were they serious when they said this? Did they stop to think how they sounded? I don't think I could not laugh after that.

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No. They were so angry at eachother and posturing that with the heavy accents they didn't realize how they sounded. My new favorite Commerce quote is "I SUCK YOU!"

RikaKazak · #10 06-18-2006, 06:04 PM

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Were they serious when they said this? Did they stop to think how they sounded? I don't think I could not laugh after that.

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No. They were so angry at eachother and posturing that with the heavy accents they didn't realize how they sounded. My new favorite Commerce quote is "I SUCK YOU!"

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LOL, that's AWESOME [censored] man