SHADOW!!!

[shadow.]

well if ifgured that im prety much cool enoguh to have my own thread, i nstead of jsut kajackign other threads.

her's eralir tonigth

me: ok, i have at my disposal: gin, tequilia, orange juice, lemon juice, and lime juice
farmer bob (aka pedro likes ockc): nice
alcoholic degenate (see later inthis post): what direction should i go in?
california hippie ssjfit : i hate tequilla, I love G&Ts
you wish were you me: no tonic
girls hate me: see my conundrum?
lame ass muthf afukaaak: yea
call me?!?!: went with gin, orange juice, and lemon juice for the polo cocktail (ty webtender.com!!)

anywya, as you cna sese, im yet argain driunk. i have rant out of my parent's liquor...i thkn that my contact isl gcomgin back into wn form his vacation and willl subsequently dielvier 2 handles of sminoff. should alst ~2 wweeks (prpo bet?!?!)



had sorta ah sihitity day at 10/20; dorpepd $1k. ugh. of ciourse, that's only 50 bets so...

i took my dad's car (5 series bmw) uot to go get some mtn dew (mixes great! with tequilia) after i fiinsihed my gin. no problmes on the road. but, pulling into the garage, i ran inot the bannister. crapa! sid obydy damge..very notificable...going to have to be fixed. guajkldsf;jal;sdfas;fsad;fa


he is doging to be pissed.

lukcily i go tt the mtn dew and oblierated myself..


im pnow playing bj for $200 a hand.

i htink that being so yougn ahand having soo much money is rrelay a bad thing...i wory about myself sometiems...like a bunch fo my firneds are wrokgin constrcution this summer...am i missign out on soemting? i mena, i can lose (or win) more in one night than they make and etnrie summer..that's [censored] awful...am i missing out on some part of the ocmmons yuoth?? somethign that all young men have to go thogugh?

welwl enogh of al lthis crap. called my exagaign!!!!!!!111!! im still sorta hung oup on her if you can't tell.

she is kworried abuot mel ololol

me hey XXXX
her ...hey
me ikfm sptra srpy aboit last night, XXXX
her are yip drink?
me ..no?
her yes you are...your voice goes up whne oury're drunk,=
me well so what if aim
her john, what day ist today?
me err, monday?
her no, john, it's tuesday. almotst wednesday
me okay?
me hey, did i haver make ouy listen ot sparklehorse?
her no, but quit trynikg to change the ubsbuejct you skeezy polisci major
me political economy, get it right [censored]
her don't ever tlak to me like tha
me oka,, im srroy
her john, im a ltle oworried about yo
me O RLY?
her johmn, what have you done today/
me XXXX, regaarldes of what ill say, yoiu'll twisxt it around....that's all women do...manipualte, obfucsate, and prevaricate..isntead of doing what they're suppoesd to...MOP [lol]
her johnm, i know that ouy really dont thikn that
me you're precieptve, XXXX, i htknk tahts' why i was so aattracted to you...
her yourer a dik, that =s why i was so tatrartced toy you.
[b[me[/b] why arent' you still artcked to me?
her ....i dont thiknt htats a fair uqestion
me wt?F
her do you real wnt ot know?
me sure
her you're not exaclty boyfriend materila
me wt?!F!!? you've had ahow many borfirends befoer?
her that's nto the point...
me how many
her yppuu were the first
me HA!
her doesn't atter, you're still an aclcohlic degenrate
me degngerate?1
her what are oyou doing rihgt now?
me t;akgom to you?!? [lool]
her hwate estl;s?
me irrelatevent!!1
her john, we ctn talk boubt this later,p refarably when i dont have to go to wkorg toimorw
me wrpkr! hahah
her john, bye.
click
me OBSECNTITYIEOsI~~!!!

fuckign sltus. i might right up an acocutn of our first date...it wa s qitte humouorus...hpapended on st. patricks' day lolol. but later.

tomrowow (or pehaps tonght) i mgiht get goaded into postng pcis ify'all are presauveisve enogh.

the aeosmetset.

[maniacut]

wt?F!! dont drink and drive. smoke and fly.

[MrWookie]

Seriously. I'm all in favor of drunken reports of drunken conversations, but if you drink and drive, YSSCKY.

[shadow.]

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Seriously. I'm all in favor of drunken reports of drunken conversations, but if you drink and drive, YSSCKY.

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i defl wasnt' drink when i was driving.

not sober, but i had one dirnk...in the trip rperpot, i iddn't mean to make it soundlike i wasd drinking and driving...just somethign that happened after i had one drink.

[MrWookie]

"finished my gin" sounds like more than one ounce. And would have really hit the bannister sober? Not to mention that if you do get pulled over, you're totally pwned even w/ one drink, since you're < 21.

[shadow.]

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"finished my gin" sounds like more than one ounce. And would have really hit the bannister sober? Not to mention that if you do get pulled over, you're totally pwned even w/ one drink, since you're < 21.

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yeah, there wasn't me uch gin lifeft...just one std. drink (maybe .5 oz more thatn that). and yeah, theres a good achnace that i would have hjti the bnanister sober.

here's MS PAINTT!!!




it's extremely difficult to get into the garage...it takes aobut a 5 point thurn, since the fuckgin truck is so big and the turnaround spcae is so =smlal.



anywya, i defiently was not drunk. (trust me, i know when im drunk or not).

and, if puleld over i dont thiknk that i would have even gotten a FST since i had no liquor smell emnatning from me (it takes a bit more thant 1 std drink for oyur pores to srtart emmitting decomosing corn). and evne if i had gotten a FST, i would have pssaed.


back to ahow aweomse i am!!!

[Eeegah]

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i took my dad's car (5 series bmw) uot to go get some mtn dew (mixes great! with tequilia) after i fiinsihed my gin. no problmes on the road. but, pulling into the garage, i ran inot the bannister. crapa! sid obydy damge..very notificable...going to have to be fixed. guajkldsf;jal;sdfas;fsad;fa

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move out of my time zone plz

[DavidC]

Yeah, that's kinda shitty dude.

Could you try to find a few friends to talk to about deciding to drink and drive that night? It might be a good thing to clear the air on that subject.

--Dave.

Edit: As long as it's not r+ rated, I'm willing to goad you into some pics. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[lautzutao]

Dude, this is about as sincere a comment as I can make given the context of this post.

You need to stop drinking, you obviously can't do moderation.

[shadow.]

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You need to stop drinking, you obviously can't do moderation.

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keep in midn that im just 19 years old, and this comment will probably come off as very immature...

but, why is drinking out of moderation so bad? also, please don't follwo up with "because you hit a wall in a car", because honestly htat had nothign to do wiht my BAC.

drinking has no effect on my grades, either. last semester i had an A, two B+, and a pass fail. first semester i had four B+. these grades are all at a really fukincg hard (and prestiigous) school. look it up in pton review.

don't you want oblivion when you drink?