|
|
|
|
#1
05-26-2006, 10:54 PM
|
|||
|
|||
I killed 2 animals today
On my drive home from school. I ran over a crazy squirrel who was lookin to commit suicide. Then on my drive on the highway, a bird crashed into my car, the bird flew off to the side and layed on the side of the road. My car is officially an animal killer
anyone ever hit any animals? 
|
|
#2
05-26-2006, 11:07 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I killed 2 animals today
My ex hit a deer lightly in the butt while I was in the passenger seat. It was late at night, and she'd braked hard, but the deer froze and turned 180 degrees in place before running, so he got a little love tap that dented my car. Then he jumped over a fence and into our hearts.
|
|
#5
05-26-2006, 11:16 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I killed 2 animals today
One afternoon, I'm lost out in the country. I'm looking down at a map to try and figure out where the hell I am. I look up a few seconds too late, as a mother duck and a bunch of ducklings are crossing the street in single-file fashion.
I didn't feel any bumps... but I didn't look back. I don't think I could have handled it.
|
|
#6
05-26-2006, 11:16 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I killed 2 animals today
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] I ran over a chipmunk a couple days ago. [/ QUOTE ] Man, I bet you didn't even feel a bump. [/ QUOTE ] I tried like hell to avoid him, he wasn't having it. All I saw was a little red splat in the rearview.
|
|
#7
05-26-2006, 11:12 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I killed 2 animals today
I owned a wooodchuck once doing eighty miles an hour in the middle of the night. It really was an impressive whump sound. Even though it was a deserted highway through a state forest at 2 am I couldn't swear I didn't cream a toddler or something, so I had to go back and look.
|
|
#8
05-26-2006, 11:41 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I killed 2 animals today
[ QUOTE ]
My ex hit a deer lightly in the butt while I was in the passenger seat. It was late at night, and she'd braked hard, but the deer froze and turned 180 degrees in place before running, so he got a little love tap that dented my car. Then he jumped over a fence and into our hearts. [/ QUOTE ] This line is really funny to me. Not sure why.
|
 |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
