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Post Your Restroom Stories Here!
Over a lifetime of bathroom use, there are probably some good stories from people who have experienced odd situations in the restroom. I will start us off...
-We have nice crappers at work, they are enlosed little room - just like a stall, but with doors that go from floor ceiling. So, you can't peek under the stalls to see if they are occupied. Anyway, the guy who works in the cubicle next to me, walks in the bathroom and jiggles the handle of the first stall, only to find it locked. Now he jiggle the handle on my door, which I THOUGHT I locked, and he finds it open. My cubicle neighbor whips my door open and gets a shocking look at me making brownies. Awkward. - Also at work, but in the company gym now. I am getting ready to work out on my lunch break. I am in the men's locker room, and go to take a piss before my lifting. I whip it out, and as I start to pee, a spanish cleaning-LADY walks out of the shower area and passes right by me, two feet from me as I am pissing. She says “hi” and keeps walking. I guess she was in there with another cleaning dude, I guess cleaning the showers a bit, when I walked in. He must have told her not to come out, because I was getting changed into my gym clothes. I guess when I was pissing was a good time to make her exit though. Kinky. - Finally, at work again, I am in the crapper. I hear a guy walk in and piss. At the end of his piss, he let's out a huge fart, content in his anonomity. A second later, another guy comes in and says “HEY, WHAT'S UP MIKE?!”, blowing the cover of the flatulent Mike. Awesome. |
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Re: Post Your Restroom Stories Here!
One of the only funny things I can remember from Howie Mandel is the story about wiping a melted Hershey bar on your hand while in the stall and then reaching underneath to the other stall and asking the guy there if there's any extra toilet paper.
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Re: Post Your Restroom Stories Here!
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One of the only funny things I can remember from Howie Mandel is the story about wiping a melted Hershey bar on your hand while in the stall and then reaching underneath to the other stall and asking the guy there if there's any extra toilet paper. [/ QUOTE ] Kind of funny considering he has severe OCD and would probably die of a heart attack if anyone did this to him. |
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One of the only funny things I can remember from Howie Mandel is the story about wiping a melted Hershey bar on your hand while in the stall and then reaching underneath to the other stall and asking the guy there if there's any extra toilet paper. [/ QUOTE ] Greg Maddux is notorious for doing this with the real thing (no fake Hersheys), and telling his teammates, "Look at this s*%@!" |
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I was just droppin a deuce playing jamdat bowling when Surfillini called and I never told ho, what I was doing when I answered....is that a good bathroom story
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When I was in the service during boot camp I frequently had to clean the bathroom. My seargant would always give me a lot of [censored] for nothing so I decided to [censored] with him a little. One day when I was cleaning the bathroom I made everything spotless except I smeared some peanut butter on one of the toilet seats. When my drill seargent checked the bathroom and called me in to that toilet. He said ''now what the hell is that private?". I took some on my finger, ate it and replied ''that's sh1t sir''
he never [censored] with me again. |
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Urinal Stagefright , Manscaping , and now this.... Interesting 24 hours for you, huh Dan? [/ QUOTE ] LOL - I have just been called out. |
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Urinal Stagefright , Manscaping , and now this.... Interesting 24 hours for you, huh Dan? [/ QUOTE ] I noticed that too. He seems especially fixated on things that occur in the bathroom. |
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[ QUOTE ] Urinal Stagefright , Manscaping , and now this.... Interesting 24 hours for you, huh Dan? [/ QUOTE ] I noticed that too. He seems especially fixated on things that occur in the bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] I noticed that too. What a freak. |
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