Bathroom attendants: tip or not?

[tuq]

Me and the search function are tighter than my friends when the check comes, but I couldn't find a topic on this so here goes.

So tonight I'm at a trendy bar watching the Suns get totally poaned by the Clippers, who shot an impressive 113% from the floor, surely some sort of record as they made every shot they took and several others they merely thought about, and I had to go potty.

I used to be a playa pimp, rolling with the G's was my style. Never needed to pop a cap in anyone's ass, which has turned out to be best for everyone. Anyway, in the course of one of my later pees I see an attendant setting up shop. This puts me in an awkward situation: I value hand-washing after a whiz. This has as much to do with all the sht I touched since my last wash than the whole touching of my dong/sniffing my finger stuff.

However, tipping a guy just to hand me a paper towel, ostensibly making this more complicated than it needed to be, is annoying. Awkwardness ensues.

So I ask the question: tip or no tip?

[Alobar]

I really really dislike bathroom attendants. I find it very weird for some guy to help me with the processes of washing my hands. I tip sometimes just because I feel bad for the guy. Its also an akward tip. Sometimes I just pass on the washing of the hands, cuz the whole thing kinda creeps me out.

[daryn]

just give your hands a few shakes, then wave off the towel!

[Photoc]

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Sometimes I just pass on the washing of the hands, cuz the whole thing kinda creeps me out.

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Thats creepy man. YSSCKY [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SackUp]

Sometimes tip, but always wash my hands. Just b/c some dude is there does not stop me from washing my hands. I believe most still get paid by the restaraunt, so it is not like they are making money and not like they are really doing anything anyhow. Handing me a towel is not worth even a dollar.

[samster]

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I believe most still get paid by the restaraunt, so it is not like they are making money and not like they are really doing anything anyhow.

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Couldn't the same argument be used to avoid tipping *anytime*? I mean, waitresses sometimes don't even bring you your food or beer now... some other lower person will. Does that mean you dont tip?

[soilworker_24]

No washy hands. Pee is sterile, though poo is not. If i somehow poop myself, I give a dollar, wash my hands, take a blowpop a condom and a ciggarette (I don't smoke either). At that point it clearly becomes worth the dollar. Moral:
Poo on your hands next time you are in a bathroom with an attendant to make the dollar worthwhile.

[tuq]

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Sometimes I just pass on the washing of the hands, cuz the whole thing kinda creeps me out.

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Thats creepy man. YSSCKY [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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This wouldn't be a terrible idea if Alobar wasn't clearly one of the better posters in 2+2 history, aside from his inclination to flood my backyard with his pool waste.

The correct answer is, he gives me his password and THEN kills himself. That way I can underservedly inherit his legacy. Win-win.

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LoL Tug, I'm just poking fun at him. I know he's been around a long time and is well respected here, but still, very creepy!

[tuq]

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LoL Tug, I'm just poking fun at him. I know he's been around a long time and is well respected here, but still, very creepy!

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I realize this. Mostly, I want to be recognized as tuQ, much like diebitter has spent most of the 2005-2006 season trying to get his own forum.

Relative to his, my motivation is much more subtle but every bit as important to the survival of mankind. If you don't see it now you will when you're asking a giant rat to reach that bag of Cheetos on the top shelf. Hope this makes sense.