Seriously, WTF!?!? (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)(w/Screenshots)

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Ok, so after being raped at Absolute and vowing not to play there anymore I decide I'm just goona play Party for the next couple months and grind out some ridiculous hours. It's just variance...it'll turn around. Incidentally, I'm sending out HHs to people so hopefully if this is me I'll find out soon enough. Enjoy the ridiculousness that follows...

Today...





Since May 1st...





Since March 17th...





January 1st to March 16th...

[xwillience]

shotty. hope it turns around for you. btw i feel the same way abotu absolute... only i played 1/2 6max. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[bugstud]

my day has started similarly. I dunno if I can stand to play more or not.

[tom10167]

This week sucks

[Victor]

ready to admit its a sham yet?

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ready to admit its a sham yet?

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Sadly, at this point I don't see any other explanation. This is starting to feel kind of hopeless.

Oh, and if anyone reading this thread can produce an SQL query which will give me a % of times I flop a pair out of the big blind, I will GLADLY pay for it.

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[Mossberg]

So your trying to tell me that you've only made 60k so far this year? Food stamps are the obvious next step.

:P

Variance sucks. Looks like you can comfortably call yourself a "winning player" though dude.

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Variance sucks. Looks like you can comfortably call yourself a "winning player" though dude.

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Well, I haven't won over my past ~120k hands so I don't know how you can call me a winning player. Variance? Maybe...

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[jba]

this just finds when one of the flop cards matches one of your hole cards or not. so if you have a pp it returns in the missed query unless you flop a set/quads


you missed:
select game.date_played, game.flop_1, game.flop_2, game.flop_3, game_players.hole_card_1, game_players.hole_card_2
from game, game_players, players
where game_players.player_id = players.player_id
and game.game_id = game_players.game_id
and game_players.big_blind_n = 1
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_1,1,1)
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_2,1,1)
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_3,1,1)
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_1,1,1)
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_2,1,1)
and SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) <> SUBSTRING(game.flop_3,1,1)
and game_players.saw_flop_n = 1
and game.date_played > '13-MAY-06'
and players.screen_name = '?';


you hit:
select game.date_played, game.flop_1, game.flop_2, game.flop_3, game_players.hole_card_1, game_players.hole_card_2
from game, game_players, players
where game_players.player_id = players.player_id
and game.game_id = game_players.game_id
and game_players.big_blind_n = 1
and (SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_1,1,1)
or SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_2,1,1)
or SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_1,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_3,1,1)
or SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_1,1,1)
or SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_2,1,1)
or SUBSTRING(game_players.hole_card_2,1,1) = SUBSTRING(game.flop_3,1,1))
and game_players.saw_flop_n = 1
and game.date_played > '13-MAY-06'
and players.screen_name = '?';