Favorite Hip Hop Quotable/One-liner

[Patrick Duffy]

This may eventually turn into a poll, but it might be hard to come up with the top 64 or 16 or whatever.

Post your favorite quotable lines from a hip-hop song. Personally, I'm a big fan of:

Ludacris: My Trix ain't for kids, if you Dig'um you'll get smacked / I'll clock ya; I'll spring forward, you fall back

P. Diddy: Don't worry if I write rhymes, I write checks.

Fabolous: Half of my roots is Dominican / Faboloso, Me gusta la Benjamins

I know there are tons of others, but these are the first ones I came up with off the top of my head. Your favorites?

[starvs]

"Ask beavis, I get nothing but head" - Big L

[GambleGamble]

"I go on blind dates with actual blind people" Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables

[g-p]

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"Ask beavis, I get nothing but head" - Big L

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the line i was going to post was the first response^

[NT!]

"That's why I pack a nina, fvck a misdemeana
Beatin mothafvckas like Ike beat Tina"

Thread over

NT

[Patton4]

Beastie Boys... "I'll stir-fry you in my wok"

Jay-Z... "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."

Eazy-E... "Now I'm Eazy-E I got b*****s galore, you might have a lot of b*****s but I got much more"

[Patrick Duffy]

Beastie Boys, that reminds me:

I got ILL, I got BUSTED, I got dust and I got DUSTED!

Girlies with boyfriends are the kinds that I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your BIKE

I did it like THIS, I did it like THAT, I did it with a whiffleball bat

[ThomasPHoolery]

I have no idea if this qualifies, but random Beastie Boys interjection:

"Well if it's gonna be that kind of party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

[doc_1982]

"I break bread, ribs, hundred dolla bills" - Prodigy

[tomdemaine]

He's a,
re-pro-grammer.
I'm a,
Savage and my weapon's grammar,
You're the nail I'm the hammer.