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05-10-2006, 01:37 PM
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\"Business\" Talk
I have never worked in a proper office setting before. I worked at design firms where everyone was my age and none of us were business school grads. Until the last couple weeks, I had never experienced the "Office Space" style work environment. I'm a freelancer so I got picked up by this startup company to do some Flash for them. These people talk like we're on another planet. What is with this?
Some guy walks into the room I'm working in after everyone left me alone to go to meetings and he grabs a chair, puts it right next to me, sits down and says "Do we need to touch base?" I almost burst into laughter, I didn't know what to do. Some lady sends me an email and tells me to "put this on my radar." I was tempted to print out a little radar screen and keep it at my desk. Everyone constantly asks me "what is on my plate this morning." "Oh, so-and-so's plate is full." If I have a problem with something on my plate, I'll need to "run that up the ladder." People keep referring to "Q3" and "spec'ing" things out for "Q3." Something very important must be happening in this "Q." I started calling days "D1" and months "M1." Example: "I plan on being in Vegas in Q3, M1, D9 & D10." This way I sound very important. I'm curious. Why do people talk like this? They're not making it any easier. I've had to ask them sometimes to decode their voices and talk to me like a human because I didn't understand. None of these sayings are any shorter than what they really mean either. For you guys that work in these environments, do you speak like this? Do you do it out of fear of not fitting in at or losing your job? Also, who starts these things? Could I make up my own code today and start passing word around the office and will it eventually spread? I'd also like to hear your favorites because some of this stuff is too funny. 
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05-10-2006, 01:45 PM
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Re: \"Business\" Talk
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Looks pretty standard. Welcome to the real world. [/ QUOTE ] Nah, I'm out of here in 2 weeks and heading back to a design office where we can all wear t-shirts to work and if someone asked me to touch base we'd be doing something dirty.
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05-10-2006, 02:15 PM
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Re: \"Business\" Talk
Shant - it sounds like your co-workers might be pretty annoying. I've noticed if I don't have a very close working relationship with someone, these business phrases are used more often. That kind of makes sense. But with people I work with on at least a semi-regular basis, no one uses these tard phrases at all. For example, if someone on my team asked me about an analysis, like how it was going, I'd say "pretty cool, kinda busy but I should get it done by tomorrow, check back".
I don't think I'd say "i've got alot on my plate so bandwidth is pretty low but I should have it turned around and it's deliverable by COB tomorrow." If people use this kind of phraseology in real life that is probably the worst. -Al
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05-10-2006, 02:34 PM
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Re: \"Business\" Talk
TO: Shant
FROM: ScottieK DATE: 5/10/2006 RE: Office communication Shant, In order to increase your efficacy and workflow output, I suggest you touch base with me by COB tomorrow to reassess your aptitude for office communication. Our action team has identified uniformity in meaning as one of our top priorities in Q2, and we have drilled down to its lowest level. If I am out of pocket, please get with Dids or another one of our identified SME's on office communication. Copy me with feedback. At the end of the day, we all need to understand WTF is going on because this is where the rubber meets the road. ScottieK
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