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Old 04-30-2006, 07:05 AM
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i have several, but for whatever reason this one tops the list for me.

Elaine: What does it mean when you're on a date and the guy says he has to get up early?

Jerry: It means he's lying.
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:10 AM
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"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:12 AM
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No soup for you.
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:57 AM
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"Vandalay Industries! Vandalay Industries! Say Vandalay Industries!"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

"Can you spare a square?"

"I don't wanna be a pirate!"

I could spend all damn day in this thread. I need to leave now.
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Old 04-30-2006, 11:58 AM
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"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."


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Old 04-30-2006, 12:13 PM
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"Let's go watch them carve this fat bastard up."
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Old 04-30-2006, 08:08 AM
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Old 04-30-2006, 08:16 AM
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"I'm out!" - Kramer in "The Contest"
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Old 04-30-2006, 08:29 AM
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"I find it disturbing that you equate eating a block of cheese with some kind of bachelor paradise" - Jerry to George
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Old 04-30-2006, 03:12 PM
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"I'm out!" - Kramer in "The Contest"

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First thing that came to my mind.
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