i farted in a packed elevator today

[doucy]

on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being harmless, 10 being catastrophic, this fart was in the 6-7 range. so nothing to hold the presses over, but everyone definitely noticed it.

not sure if people knew it was me.

[SaulPaul]

did u start looking round the room pretending to work out who it was? or just stand there with a smug smile on ur face?

[Grey]

Or just stand there in a daze thinking about how you could make a BBV post about it.

[doucy]

i forgot to mention that it was silent, making it difficult to detect that it was me

[filsteal]

Anybody got any tips on fart sleuthing theory? I'm always at a loss when trying to figure out who it was.

[benza13]

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This one is really easy:

Thou who has smelled it has dealt it.

[swingdoc]

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Ask the Poggers. I'm sure their extensive werewolf experience would prove invaluable.

[odellthurman]

Smeller's the feller.

[Douchenozzle]

I did the same thing at Oceans 13 the other day.

I was with a date who wasn't that hot, so I let a quiet SBD go.

The guys in the row behind me started to giggle, then another one said, "Dude, that's nasty," then they all started denying it.

They continued to blame each other for it for about 30 seconds while I smiled in the dark.

Great fun all around.

And I got laid later by the girl. (brag)

[Lurker.]

this is what happens when ppl like dan bright and yves are banned.