Favorite golf quotes.

[TripleH68]

"Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty."

-Harry Vardon


"Don't praise your own good shots.
Leave that function to your partner who,
If a good sport, will not be slow in performing it."

-Harry Vardon

[pokah5]

"Gunga galunga"

[Hey_Porter]

"Ye swing at the grass real purty, hav' a try at the ball."
- Shivas Irons

[Butcho22]

"I hope to be down to an A-cup by next season."

-Phil Mickelson

[ghostface]

"Even god cant hit a 1 iron"

-Trevino

[maxpower72]

I was left with the easiest shot in golf - the fourth putt.
Hit the do-over first.
Never play with a person who would question a seven.

There are many more, they come from a book called Mulligans Rules of Golf, which I hightly recommend as easy joke reading.

[Hey_Porter]

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Never play with a person who would question a seven.


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I am usually like this, as I hate spitting in a wound, but if I'm playing for money and am giving a guy 5 strokes a side, I need that mis-hack out of the weeds to count. Unless I'm misunderstanding the quote.

[Ineedaride2]

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There are many more, they come from a book called Mulligans Rules of Golf, which I hightly recommend as easy joke reading.

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Yeah, I used to have that book. Lost it somewhere. The one I remember is:

THE THREE RULES OF GOLF

- Keep your head down.

- Keep your stupid head down.

- Keep your goddamn stupid head down.

[JTrout]

"Anyone want a pronto pup?"
-Neal Lancaster, after blocking one way right on the 9th at TPC Southwind.



"not yet"
caddie to his hack player. hack had hit his Drive into the thick rough, and then was stepping heavily right behind the ball (standing on one foot) mashing the rough down in a better effort of getting solid contact.
He asked the caddie, "Do you think I can hit 5 wood from here?"

[doormat]

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." -Jack Lemmon