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11-14-2007, 12:38 AM
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what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come from?
Stemming off from the "where were you conceived?" thread, I would like to know what crazy story your parents told you when you asked this innocent question. When my mom was pregnant with my brother, she told me he was in her stomach and the doctors would have to cut her open to get it out. Naturally I assumed she ate a human seed. I was happy with this answer till about 2nd grade when I watched the Rugrats episode that dealt with this sensitive manner.
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11-14-2007, 12:40 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
they told me the truth. mom [censored] the mailman.
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11-14-2007, 12:46 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
I never got any sex talk. Not one, not from my dad, mom, step-parents, aunts, uncles, anything. Learned it all at the back of the bus.
When I was 16, my step-father, an account took out a peice of paper and said condoms are 98% effective. So, if you wear two, its almost impossible for them to fail. I tried to tell him this wasn't true because it is more likely to rip them or make them fall off, then he got flustered and went off. Probably to have sex with my mom with two condoms and give me a new half brother.
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11-14-2007, 01:16 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
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My mother showed me a picture of a vagina in some sort of medical book and explained it all [but not sex obv]. Seriously. [/ QUOTE ] [censored] that's horrible, no wonder you came out all sick and demented.
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11-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
They hired a hooker to show me.
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11-14-2007, 03:10 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
i got some kind of hippie child book that explained everything when i was like 5 yo or something. was pretty gross imo
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11-14-2007, 07:25 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
my mom and dad gave me the sex talk when i was around 9 or 10, because i found condoms in their drawer while i was looking for playing cards. i didn't know what they were, so they told me all about what they are for and where babies come from.
then my dad tried to put one on a hair mousse bottle, and it ripped. so that scarred me for life and now i never use them.
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11-14-2007, 08:28 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
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my mom and dad gave me the sex talk when i was around 9 or 10, because i found condoms in their drawer while i was looking for playing cards. i didn't know what they were, so they told me all about what they are for and where babies come from. then my dad tried to put one on a hair mousse bottle, and it ripped. so that scarred me for life and now i never use them. [/ QUOTE ] [ ] condoms [X] chlamydia [X] aids [X] various other stds [X] lulz
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