How to get someone arrested.

[tpcslj47]

So there's this dude I know that borrowed me some money and now keeps bugging me all the time to pay him back. I'm getting really sick of it so I'm just gonna get him arrested. Here's how it works.

Luckily when he first moved to Calgary we were roommates for a short time so I nabbed some of his billing information. Then I got some chumps CC info off the net cause I'm slick like that. Started making charges with it to this douchebags phone and internet bills about a month ago (about $600). He's actually brought it up to me and I just tell him he must have overpaid in the past and not realized it, leaving extra balance.

Im just gonna keep doing it till the CC owner realizes it and traces it. Then my "friend" will get locked up like he deserves and I won't have to worry about paying him.

BRAG

[Rearden]

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So there's this dude I know that borrowed me some money and now keeps bugging me all the time to pay him back. I'm getting really sick of it so I'm just gonna get him arrested. Here's how it works.

Luckily when he first moved to Calgary we were roommates for a short time so I nabbed some of his billing information. Then I got some chumps CC info off the net cause I'm slick like that. Started making charges with it to this douchebags phone and internet bills about a month ago (about $600). He's actually brought it up to me and I just tell him he must have overpaid in the past and not realized it, leaving extra balance.

Im just gonna keep doing it till the CC owner realizes it and traces it. Then my "friend" will get locked up like he deserves and I won't have to worry about paying him.

SCUMBAG

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FYP

[stabn]

pls to be getting banned.

[captZEEbo]

I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

[btmagnetw]

crappy posting has been at an all time high lately

[Mondogarage]

Wow, and *I* have a *, and this clown doesn't?!?!?

In before ban.

Oh, and to OP, no way you're bright enough to have this guy arrested. Not when you're too stupid to know you just left a confession of intent on teh intranets. You kinda pwned yourself.

[mickii]

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Wow, and *I* have a *, and this clown doesn't?!?!?

In before ban.

Oh, and to OP, no way you're bright enough to have this guy arrested. Not when you're too stupid to know you just left a confession of intent on teh intranets. You kinda pwned yourself.

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what are the * for, I noticed I have one. I hope it doesnt mean I like boys now.

[surfinillini]

Kyle: It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!

Stan: Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it.

Kyle: They're evil! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!

Cartman: [smoothly] Well, you… could make them… go away for a while.

Kyle: How?!

Cartman: Well, I mean, you… could… call the police and have them take your parents away.

Stan: The police?

Cartman: Yeah, I saw it on TV. All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was
molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months.

Kyle: [awed] Wow! Three months without parents!

Kenny: (Wow, that is awesome!)

Stan: But what do the police do to them?

Kyle: Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats.

Cartman: You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like, [slight whine] "my parents molestered me."

Kyle: [straight] "My parents molestered me."

Cartman: No, but you've gotta cry, like this: [starts a fake sob, rubs his eyes] "My parents molestered me." [stops the fake cry] And then they'll say somethng like, "Was it a good touch or a bad touch?" and you say [rolls his eyes as he thinks] "Ih, it was a good touch" or- no wait, [points] you say it was a bad touch.

Kyle: What's "bad touch"?

Cartman: Something about a swimsuit - I don't remember, but you definitely answer "bad touch."

Kyle: Okay, molestered, bad touch.

Cartman: Yeah, And cry. [Kyle lets out a soft cry] Oh, he's ready.

[Blarg]

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I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

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Better yet, burn the whole building down! Why hurt only one innocent person?

[tpcslj47]

Man you guys are slow.

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