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BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
In some ways, BBV, I consider myself baller. Or at least more baller than I was. And yet in some ways I am decidedly not. How I am baller: -I drink champagne for no reason. -I only buy top shelf booze. -I live in New York City, go out and party whenever I want, and buy drinks for my friends without them asking me. -I lose thousands of dollars gambling and can shrug it off. Usually. -I live in an apartment with twin 42" plasma TVs, one above the other, with surround sound and HD. How I am not baller: -I deliberately went to a book signing for Ken Jennings, the former Jeopardy champ, and got a signed copy of his book. And read it. And liked it. -I have a framed "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" movie poster. -I own and wear NES themed T-shirts. I declare their baller status to be debatable, but in my heart of hearts I know they are decidedly unballer. -I consciously try to improve my Scrabble play. LO, BEHOLD MY DICHOTOMOUS BALLERDOM! ARE THERE ANY WHOSE BALLERDOM IS MORE DIVIDED THAN MINE?! |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
baller: spend mad bills on random stuff: dvd's, electronics, alcohol
unballer: still penny pinch in some areas, ie going to dollar store and reading Fatwallet regularly |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
ANYTHING RELATED TO HOLY GRAIL IS HELLA BALL
ME I EAT BREATH AND SMOKE PUSSSSSAAYYY 24/7 |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
Balla:
I have a sweet ride (Lexus IS 250 AWD). I have a sweet apartment and no room-mates (nice TV, and just a general classy atmosphere among the entire complex). I have gone weeks without cooking my own food. I have three totally pimp veloure track suits ready to rock in the winter. Non-balla" I hoard individual serving condiment packs. I am a law student. |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
Balla: I make tons more than any other friend who was a recent college graduate.
Not balla: I log on to 2p2 and see 18 year olds crushing how much I make. |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
"-I own and wear NES themed T-shirts. I declare their baller status to be debatable, but in my heart of hearts I know they are decidedly unballer."
ha.. I got a sweet t-shirt from my sis. it's brown and there's a cloud blowing on an NES cartdrige. It's gotten positive remarks from all walks of life. |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
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Non-balla" I am a law student. [/ QUOTE ] wrong. totally balla. (mike mcd was a law student ffs) |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
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-I live in an apartment with twin 42" plasma TVs <font color="red"> that my roommate bought</font>, one above the other, with surround sound and HD . [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
i spent $5 on a Kit Kat (regular size) from a 30 something year old guy in the subway claiming he is raising money for his high school football team
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Re: BBV HOW ARE YOU BALLER/NOT BALLER?
i...
bought a video game it was cool |
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