Do you think I should join the marine corps?

[spaceman Bryce]

So yeah, I have a hangover and realize that my life is way in the dumper

1.) My friends are all psychotic. Most have been arrested/ moved/gone totally insane
2.) because of all the stuff Ive been doing, I'm doing crappy in school still.
3. I have a large debt(at least large for me)
4. My mind is splitting and I seriously have a death wish.

So I was looking for a solution.I could only find the solution of kill myself. But after really thinking about it, I think joining the marine corps is a good idea.?!?
so this is why
1.) i want to die anyway this is a good opportunity
2.) I will escape all the problems I have by bieng wisked to boot camp( I have been to a boot camp before(instead of community service this was a dumb decision. so I know the kind of torture it will bring
3.) I dont know I like the outdoors.

Is this another worst idea ever? thoughts please...

[spaceman Bryce]

Also what is the minimum amount of service?2 years or 4?

[Gildwulf]

You are the perfect candidate for the Marines. Go forth, my son, and kill for the USA.

[spaceman Bryce]

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You are the perfect candidate for the Marines. Go forth, my son, and kill for the USA.

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sarcasm? Yeah I know. It would be pretty odd. I am a pacifist hippy mentally imbalanced marine corp member rawr.Yups.

[Gildwulf]

No, I think if you have no fear of death you will make a great soldier.

[Shajen]

SB,

having served for 5 years in the Corps, you are not a very good fit.

So yeah, this could very well be the worst idea ever.

Try a branch that is more relaxed. Like the Air Force.

Plus, the air force takes much better care of its people.

[spaceman Bryce]

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SB,

having served for 5 years in the Corps, you are not a very good fit.

So yeah, this could very well be the worst idea ever.

Try a branch that is more relaxed. Like the Air Force.

Plus, the air force takes much better care of its people.

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No but if Im going to join the armed forces lol then i gotta go hardcore. I dont take middle grounds....

[Gunny Highway]

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SB,

having served for 5 years in the Corps, you are not a very good fit.

So yeah, this could very well be the worst idea ever.

Try a branch that is more relaxed. Like the Air Force.

Plus, the air force takes much better care of its people.

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I agree on all points except the last one.

edit: ...on second thought, the Corps has helped more than a few misguided young men make sense of their lives. The problem is it's w/o knowing you personally, it's tough to say whether it would be your best or worst decision ever.

[surfinillini]

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You are the perfect candidate for the Marines. Go forth, my son, and die for the USA.

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fyp

[amplify]

Best idea ever, you will hate it so much the rest of your life will seem like a party.