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Ask a Redneck thread.
I live in Chicago but I spent every summer of my life in Minessota where I lived with my grandmother on a fishing resort.
I love fishing and I love going on hunts. I don't shoot the animals but sneaking through the woods in camo and holding a gun really gets my blood pumping. I DO NOT EAT ROADKILL FOR DINNER. I'm the city guy that dresses in camo shorts and a sleeveless shirt when I go out. I own a truck. I'm getting a tattoo of a bald eagle holding an American flag with my birthday on a banner on the flagpole on my forearm soon. I own a few pairs of steeltoe boots. I work at a liqour store. If you have any questions on the lifestyle feel free to ask me. PLease keep the questions civil. |
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
Can you play the banjo?
Have you ever made a guy say 'WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH' like a squealing piggy? Have you ever told a scared townie that he had purty lips? |
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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Can you play the banjo? Have you ever made a guy say 'WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH' like a squealing piggy? Have you ever told a scared townie that he had purty lips? [/ QUOTE ] no no and no. but a toursit did some on the resort asking for directions as I was hauling an 8 point buck out of the back of my truck. He walked away pretty fast. |
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
Double A Tom - None
Grey - Yes Rubbrband - No and No |
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
dude you are the worst redneck ever
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
From what I can tell a Chicago redneck and a Virginia redneck are two completely different things.
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dude you are the worst redneck ever [/ QUOTE ] Thank you. |
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Can you play the banjo? Have you ever made a guy say 'WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH' like a squealing piggy? Have you ever told a scared townie that he had purty lips? [/ QUOTE ] redneck <> hillbilly |
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
how many times has you had teh sex with a member of your family?!
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
Do you really think Larry the Cable Guy is funny?
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