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beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
so the other night i had a nice crab dinner at a local seafood spot not too far from my dad's place. i come home and everything seems fine, so i log on and find a couple of fish cakes playing 100+bb stacks at 3/6, so naturally i jump in and load up 5 tables. things are going well, until about an hour into the sesh, i start to feel a little queesy, but i don't think anything of it....then this hand comes up...
Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter Hero (BTN): $651.25 SB: $602.50 BB: $968 Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN) <font color="red">Hero raises to $21</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $71</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $968</font> and is all in, Hero (sudden explosive diarrhea forces hero to run to bathroom and time out) folds, SB calls $531.50 Flop: ($1226) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) Turn: ($1226) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) River: ($1226) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) Results: $1226 Pot ($3 Rake) SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$602.50 NET) BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$620.50 NET) i was multi tabling and didn't catch this action in time to do anything before i literally almost shitted all over my room...i got up and as swiftly and gingerly as i could, ran to the bathroom and had like a 15 sec continuous stream of crap explode out of my ass. when i got back to my room, i went through the hands i missed and found this gem. needless to say it put me on considerable life tilt, but fortunately i was not feeling well enough to play, and had to quit before i got a chance to steam off a couple buyins. brag: survived a bad case of food poisoning beat: lost out on a 300 bb pot vs two donks because of sudden explosive diarrhea variance: going to set up redundant computer with internet access in the bathroom to avoid potential future bodily function mishaps |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
Dude, you ROCK!
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
I'm pretty sure that even the actual diarrhea explosion wouldn't stop me here.
What's with all the folded aces preflop threads? |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
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I'm pretty sure that even the actual diarrhea explosion wouldn't stop me here. What's with all the folded aces preflop threads? [/ QUOTE ] Honestly, they are overrated. |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
If it makes you feel any better, i missclick folded 22 PF today, and missed an 800bb pot w/ quads.
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
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If it makes you feel any better, i missclick folded 22 PF today, and missed an 800bb pot w/ quads. [/ QUOTE ]So do you guys just, like, have absolutely no idea how RNG's work? Enhance your awareness of Chaos Theory? |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
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[ QUOTE ] If it makes you feel any better, i missclick folded 22 PF today, and missed an 800bb pot w/ quads. [/ QUOTE ]So do you guys just, like, have absolutely no idea how RNG's work? Enhance your awareness of Chaos Theory? [/ QUOTE ] I FOLDED EFFIN QUADS IN A 800BB POT FFS. Even if I know that w/ the rng stuff i prolly wouldnt have flopped a set it tilts me. |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
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[ QUOTE ] If it makes you feel any better, i missclick folded 22 PF today, and missed an 800bb pot w/ quads. [/ QUOTE ]So do you guys just, like, have absolutely no idea how RNG's work? Enhance your awareness of Chaos Theory? [/ QUOTE ] Stars sets the deck after they've shuffled, as do some other sites. <font color="white"> Lori </font> |
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Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot
wow, wishing death on people who get coolers like this almost worked
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