|
#1
|
|||
|
|||
Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
We were supposed to go out to dinner with friends tonight, to make up for skipping their housewarming and me skipping their wedding. About 4 hours before dinner, she asks me:
Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard, and have sex? Does this mean I win? |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
no
|
#3
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
solid brag if she is hot ldo
|
#4
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
It means she's blowing your neighbor.
|
#5
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
oh ed, with razor sharp witticisms like that, it sure is hard to see how you got to 11k posts in such quick time.
|
#6
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
[ QUOTE ]
It means she's blowing your neighbor. [/ QUOTE ]Your posts make me happy. |
#7
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
[ QUOTE ]
Can we just stay home and watch Die Hard With a Vengeance, and then I'll give you a BJ? [/ QUOTE ] FTW |
#8
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
pics of girlfriend or ban?
|
#9
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
[ QUOTE ]
pics of girlfriend or selfban? [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
#10
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Brag: Awesome Girlfriend
SC,
I refuse to let her see DH: waV until she sees the first two. So tonight we're seeing #2. Also you left out the part where the perfect woman would make me a sandwich at some point. |
|
|