Ryan Beal is a son of a bitch! He's a man who is at least 9 feet tall and weighs 600 llbs with 2% body fat. I once saw him tackle a grizzly bear and submit it with a rear naked choke. When Ryal Beal goes for a hike, he fills his water bottle with whiskey and for a snack he packs a live badger. He once saved the entire state of Arizona from wildfires after relieving himself during a night of drinking. Ryan Beal can make the drive from LA to Vegas in an hour flat. In Vegas Ryan Beal doubles down on a nineteen and hits 21 everytime. When Ryan Beal gets a hooker, they pay him. Ryan Beal showers in hurricanes and bathes in lava. Ryan Beal is a hell of a guy!