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First off, this isnt exactly a "standard" college scenario.
Due to unfortunate circumstances I'm going to community college (BEAT.) until this fall. It's really hard to meet people here as opposed to a normal college, so every now and then I'll troll facebook to see if there's anyone cute going to the same campus. So I found this girl and I sent her an utterly standard message: ![]() ![]() [ QUOTE ] How's life? I just had to drop you a message to say you have the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. And I thought I had pretty eyes!!! Take care, Antony [/ QUOTE ] And within half an hour I get this reply: [ QUOTE ] hey there. Thank you! You have pretty eyes too! Life is okay. Pretty busy with school and work. I just want to let you know now I am kinda seeing somebody now, but Im just not sure how long it's going to last. I figured i'd get that out of the way. You can message me back still or not. It's up to you. -Brittany [/ QUOTE ] WHAT SHOULD I REPLY WITH the standard "Oh he can come too" doesnt quite fit [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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YOU SHOULD REPLY WITH "I DON'T WANT TO DATE HIM!"
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rotf
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"Well can I watch the two of you have sex?"
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"Well can I watch the two of you have sex?" [/ QUOTE ] this is great |
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Pretty sure girls who get FB messages always respond with "I am seeing someone" becuase they think you're a weirdo-- you messed up, in future look for said girl on campus and approach her, dont send her a stalker message.
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Are you also a middle school student OP?
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"I think you need two boyfriends, one to take you out to dinner and buy you expensive presents and flowers, and another to lick champagne out of your belly button."
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Are you also a middle school student OP? [/ QUOTE ] Yes. Hopefully my mom will drive us to the movies after school on friday but I dunno because she's still pissed about that detention I got |
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She looks 12.
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