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Live dorks at 1/2 NL
Lots of dorks at one casino I play 1/2 NL at (100 buy in)
Here's an example. I have KJs in MP. As usual I'm the deepest stack with about $300. Dorkus the villain has $180 on the button. Some other dorkus raises to 4 (minibet poker). A few callers, I call, button calls. Pot: roughly 30 ish. Flop: KQ7r Checks to limp dick guy of my right who bets 5. I raise to 40 total. Button tries to make it 60 total. In doing so, he splashes his chips every where, and is like a dumb puppy dog trying to hump your leg. I inform him he needs to make it at least 75. He puts in another stack (dollar chip poker). Folds to me, and I insta push. Pot: nearly $400 He calls instantly and tables K4o proudly. Yes, he is one proud dorkus. I table KJs, and it doesn't really sink in, he's going "send it send it!!" Turn is a 2 River is a 7. And we chop. DORKUSSSSSSS!!!!!! AB |
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
you suck
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
[x]dont read
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
How the hell does someone with over 2k posts make this thread?
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
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How the hell does someone with over 2k posts make this thread? [/ QUOTE ] He's a dorkus LDO |
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
Wow - I'm still laughing about this guy. Thought you'd find it amusing.
I see I forgot to mention that this guy was dumping chips every time he was on the button with literally nothing. Guess you had to be there. AB |
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
Ban imo.
jk. Where was this? |
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
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Wow - I'm still laughing about this guy. Thought you'd find it amusing. I see I forgot to mention that this guy was dumping chips every time he was on the button with literally nothing. Guess you had to be there. AB [/ QUOTE ] In unlimited hold'em position is just as important, if not more important, than your cards. He recognizes that. |
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
I think for saying the word Dorkus you're the real fool
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Re: Live dorks at 1/2 NL
best hand chopped
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