Something is dead inside my house

shadow. · #1 07-21-2006, 08:03 PM

Yesterday a terrible smell began to permeate throughout my house. It got even worse today and continued its sprawl. I've looked in the basement, the crawlspace underneath the house and in the attic. No luck.

It is about to be unbearable to live in here, although fortunately my bedroom and the outer rooms (kitchen, dining room, den) remain uninfected. I, however, fully expect the smell to beseige those rooms. It is definetly the smell of death.

Are there professionals or some sort of service that will find the offender for me? Any tips as to a temporary solution (besides Febreeze) until this creature is found?

Thanks for any help.

Evan · #2 07-21-2006, 08:10 PM

Bring a girl over and have her get naked. Just before you start to have sex the killer will come out. The killer ALWAYS comes out just before you start to have sex. Ask him where he put the body.

IQ89 · #3 07-21-2006, 08:15 PM

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stu-unger · #4 07-21-2006, 08:18 PM

its probably a dead rodent in the wall, that happened at my house a few years ago. call exterminators they should be able to assist. i would buy some super potent potpouri and some stinky candles to mask the scent...

Gunny Highway · #5 07-21-2006, 09:51 PM

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its probably a dead rodent in the wall, that happened at my house a few years ago.

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this is probably correct. the good news is it will only stink for a couple of weeks or so.

shadow. · #6 07-21-2006, 10:00 PM

i agree that it is a dead rodent inside the wall. is there anything to do to get it out?

i thought exterminators just sprayed for bugs (like orkin)?

ugh.

iq89- lame post, even lamer that you deleted it.

evan- since i go to davidson. i'm about as unlikely as a nyu student to bring a girl home and get her naked. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

stu-unger · #7 07-21-2006, 10:03 PM

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i agree that it is a dead rodent inside the wall. is there anything to do to get it out?

i thought exterminators just sprayed for bugs (like orkin)?

ugh.

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just call around to less corporate companies and explain your problem, one of them will be able to help...

Evan · #8 07-21-2006, 10:11 PM

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since i go to davidson. i'm about as unlikely as a nyu student to bring a girl home and get her naked. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Woah.

miajag · #9 07-21-2006, 08:17 PM

It could be something outside right next to a vent or other opening.

Borodog · #10 07-21-2006, 08:19 PM

Burn it down.