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YES I ACCEPT | 18 | 25.00% | |
BASTARD. | 54 | 75.00% | |
Voters: 72. You may not vote on this poll |
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facebook question
a girl added me on facebook and i think she wants me. what should i do bbv. i am considering dominating her wall and ravaging her happy hour applicaiton by sending her drinks every hour on the hour. oh btw i was walking around campus and she might, i repeat might, have looked at me and possibly smiled. thus i ask you bbv what should be my next plan of action
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Re: facebook question
rape her
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Re: facebook question
whip your dick out
its 50/50 shell either suck it or [censored] it win win man |
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Re: facebook question
bastard
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Re: facebook question
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whip your dick out its 50/50 shell either suck it or [censored] it win win man [/ QUOTE ] A couple of weeks ago a friend calls me at like 1am pretty drunk. It seems he is at a girl's house but isn't having any luck. So I tell him just whip it out, either it'll work or it won't so he has a 50/50 shot. He keeps on trying to tell me that its like 20-30% to work. I assure him that I'm a professional gambler and I know how probability works so its 50/50 it'll work or it won't work. Two hours later I get a text message that says "I pulled it out and it worked". |
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Re: facebook question
stalking her online is the best way to get her to like you. Start calling her phone a few times an hour too and fill her voicemail up with you crying and asking her why she doesnt love you
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Re: facebook question
pics wtf
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Re: facebook question
pics or it didn't happen.. sadly
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Re: facebook question
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stalking her online is the best way to get her to like you. Start calling her phone a few times an hour too and fill her voicemail up with you crying and asking her why she doesnt love you [/ QUOTE ] |
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