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Rounders 3: Internet
lsats on saturday. what with me not wanting to study, and the NVG eurorounders thread being bumped, i thought i'd present the first part of my attempt at the 3rd installment of rounders, Rounders 3: Internet
- Player sits out of a .5/1 NL table; chat scrolls along bottom left corner of screen – Grimstarr (observer): Listen, here’s the thing. If pokerace can’t spot the sucker in your first 5 hands at the table, then you are the sucker. See, I learned how to win a big blind at a time. But finally, I’ve learned this: if you’re too careful, your whole life can become a [censored] button steal. --- TITLE/CREDITS --- - Grimstarr reserves open seat at Ivey Deathmatch – FTPDoug (observer): Not playing 3/6 buttons? Grimstarr: Nope. Not tonight. Gimme 100 stacks of high society. FTPDoug (observer): 100 grand. Count it. - Black alien avatar sits in – Grimstarr (narrating): He doesn’t look like much, but Phil Ivey is the King of Full Tilt. He’s the one guy in the game you don’t want to [censored] with, but if you’re looking for high stakes, this is the only game on the net. Phil Ivey: gl Grimstarr: [censored] you Grimstarr (narrating): They all know me as a low stakes blind stealer. But that’s about to change. - Grimstarr is dealt the K of diamonds and is the button – - Phil Ivey raises to 3 thousand – - Grimstarr clicks time – Grimstarr (narrating): I don’t have [censored] but I’m going all in. And I know he’s folding. They all fold. I want him to think I’m pondering a call, but really, I’m thinking about the 50 BB I’m robbing from this sucker, and the Geo I’m going to be rolling in when I cash it out - Grimstarr goes all in for $100,000 – Phil Ivey: lol Grimstarr (narrating): I know what he has before he does anything else… - Phil Ivey calls - - Phil Ivey shows [Ac Ad] - - Grimstarr shows [Ah 9d] – Grimstarr (narrating): I’m a 17-1 dog, but there’s still a chance… - Flop comes As, Ks, 2d – Grimstarr (narrating): … Phil Ivey: gg Grimstarr: $#@()$ you you *(%#@%$@#*(% black @$(*@$@($* I WILL MURDER YOU - Phil Ivey wins $199,999.50 with three of a kind, Aces – Grimstarr (narrating): I’ve lost everything. Grimstarr (observer): What do I do, Mat? I have no money. Mat Sklansky (observer): At least you still have 2+2 forums, amirite? - Grimstarr smiles about this new glimmer of hope – Grimstarr (observer): Right. Mat Sklansky (observer): LOLOLOL! WRONG BITCH! - Mat Sklansky launches banhammer – |
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
Shotty
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
plz continue
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
[censored] awesome.
well done! |
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
Yeah this is pretty much gold.
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
I LOL'd
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
more plz more..
nice picture predator314 |
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
Hahahaha A+
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
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Hahahaha A+ [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Rounders 3: Internet
haha Mat Sklansky wins:
[ QUOTE ] Mat Sklansky (observer): LOLOLOL! WRONG BITCH! [/ QUOTE ] |
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