CockBlock Stories

[pokerbobo]

Everyone hates getting a cockblock put on em... maybe some of you have even commited the sin of man sins.... so lets hear em both... received and given... and if you overcame it.

I'll post one to start.

I was 20, maybe 21 and knew a girl thru work. She had a gorgeous face, d+ cups but a bit big for my taste around the hips. (she was 18 or 19) My (work) friend knew her pretty well and I asked him to put a good word in for me.

We agree to go out some random friday, after talking to her, I know she's into me and later bet my friend I can nail her within two dates.

Date one... big make out session after a movie or dinner or whatever.

Date two end up in my bedroom... and as the panties are coming off she says "so...tell me about this bet you have with Rob"

I was almost speechless and said something to the effect of "oh we were just jokin' around"

End Result: I still hit it that nite. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Bottom Line... A good friend will not do this to you to win a 20 dollar bet. Karma hit him good though, and his hairline receded quickly in his 20's.

[siccjay]

I was about 16 or 17 and didn't drive yet. I get a buddy to go and pick up an ex-gf and we ride back over to his place because his dad was at work. He is on the floor playing NBA Jam and me and the chick are making out on the couch.

I finally grab her hand take her upstairs into his room. I was planning on banging her on the floor, but he followed right behind us and was like "Not in my room."

I took her down to his living room and he went back down to the bottom floor (tri-level house) to play NBA Jam again. Five minutes or so pass and I have my hand down her pants and here comes this douche again. He sits on the couch and just kinda looks at us for a few seconds. The look on the girls face was priceless and I could never forget it. He then takes a picture of his grandma that was on an end table and turns it down and says "I don't want her to see this." He then goes and gets on the phone and calls people we know and will not leave the room. Finally he says we have to leave cause his dad is on the way home.

I never did get to bang that girl. Thanks Kenny, you Barney Rubble looking [censored].

[pokerbobo]

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I was about 16 or 17 and didn't drive yet. I get a buddy to go and pick up an ex-gf and we ride back over to his place because his dad was at work. He is on the floor playing NBA Jam and me and the chick are making out on the couch.

I finally grab her hand take her upstairs into his room. I was planning on banging her on the floor, but he followed right behind us and was like "Not in my room."

I took her down to his living room and he went back down to the bottom floor (tri-level house) to play NBA Jam again. Five minutes or so pass and I have my hand down her pants and here comes this douche again. He sits on the couch and just kinda looks at us for a few seconds. The look on the girls face was priceless and I could never forget it. He then takes a picture of his grandma that was on an end table and turns it down and says "I don't want her to see this." He then goes and gets on the phone and calls people we know and will not leave the room. Finally he says we have to leave cause his dad is on the way home.

I never did get to bang that girl. Thanks Kenny, you Barney Rubble looking [censored].

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Was it his ex GF or your ex GF? I'd almost feel for the guy if you were tryin to nail his ex GF in his house. That would be a bitter pill to swallow.

[siccjay]

My ex, not his. That would be a little harsh.

[XXXNoahXXX]

I was with some girl at a campus event in college, some comedian or something for Spring Weekend. As I walk out with the girl and start heading back towards my room with her, my ex appears out of nowhere, grabs the girl's hand and says "Hi, I'm X, don't think we've met." and then just [censored] stares at her ten seconds. The girl knew who it was, and was like "uhhh hi."

I tell her to get lost, at which point the ex drops to her knees on the stairs and starts banging the commemorative spring weekend glass on the stairs while screaming "That's it! I'm smashing this glass, taking the shards, and slitting my [censored] wrists while you watch."

The girl just backed up slowly and was like "uhhh noah I'll see you round>'


i ended up dealing with the ex, sending her to her parent's house for the full meltdown and meeting back up with the girl and hit it.

[ncboiler]

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Everyone hates getting a cockblock put on em... maybe some of you have even commited the sin of man sins.... so lets hear em both... received and given... and if you overcame it.

I'll post one to start.

I was 20, maybe 21 and knew a girl thru work. She had a gorgeous face, d+ cups but a bit big for my taste around the hips. (she was 18 or 19) My (work) friend knew her pretty well and I asked him to put a good word in for me.

We agree to go out some random friday, after talking to her, I know she's into me and later bet my friend I can nail her within two dates.

Date one... big make out session after a movie or dinner or whatever.

Date two end up in my bedroom... and as the panties are coming off she says "so...tell me about this bet you have with Rob"

I was almost speechless and said something to the effect of "oh we were just jokin' around"

End Result: I still hit it that nite. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Bottom Line... A good friend will not do this to you to win a 20 dollar bet. Karma hit him good though, and his hairline receded quickly in his 20's.

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I'm confused. This isn't really a cockblock story is it?

[pokerbobo]

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Everyone hates getting a cockblock put on em... maybe some of you have even commited the sin of man sins.... so lets hear em both... received and given... and if you overcame it.

I'll post one to start.

I was 20, maybe 21 and knew a girl thru work. She had a gorgeous face, d+ cups but a bit big for my taste around the hips. (she was 18 or 19) My (work) friend knew her pretty well and I asked him to put a good word in for me.

We agree to go out some random friday, after talking to her, I know she's into me and later bet my friend I can nail her within two dates.

Date one... big make out session after a movie or dinner or whatever.

Date two end up in my bedroom... and as the panties are coming off she says "so...tell me about this bet you have with Rob"

I was almost speechless and said something to the effect of "oh we were just jokin' around"

End Result: I still hit it that nite. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Bottom Line... A good friend will not do this to you to win a 20 dollar bet. Karma hit him good though, and his hairline receded quickly in his 20's.

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I'm confused. This isn't really a cockblock story is it?

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A guy telling a girl that I bet him 20 bucks that I would nail her by the second date? I think that qualifies as an attempted cockblock.

[ncboiler]

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Everyone hates getting a cockblock put on em... maybe some of you have even commited the sin of man sins.... so lets hear em both... received and given... and if you overcame it.

I'll post one to start.

I was 20, maybe 21 and knew a girl thru work. She had a gorgeous face, d+ cups but a bit big for my taste around the hips. (she was 18 or 19) My (work) friend knew her pretty well and I asked him to put a good word in for me.

We agree to go out some random friday, after talking to her, I know she's into me and later bet my friend I can nail her within two dates.

Date one... big make out session after a movie or dinner or whatever.

Date two end up in my bedroom... and as the panties are coming off she says "so...tell me about this bet you have with Rob"

I was almost speechless and said something to the effect of "oh we were just jokin' around"

End Result: I still hit it that nite. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Bottom Line... A good friend will not do this to you to win a 20 dollar bet. Karma hit him good though, and his hairline receded quickly in his 20's.

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I'm confused. This isn't really a cockblock story is it?

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A guy telling a girl that I bet him 20 bucks that I would nail her by the second date? I think that qualifies as an attempted cockblock.

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A failed attempt. You pulled the reverse cockblock.

[garcia1000]

A few years ago, I was working in this company. One of the secretaries there is really cute. But she was also very shy and sort of afraid of talking with people.

Anyway, I think she is teh hots, and I would steal glances at her. I occasionally go to talk to her, but it's difficult to do my thing because she is so shy.

One of the older supervisors notices. He then makes it his habit to chat with this girl all the time. And he keeps telling her, "Hey, that guy keeps looking at you, I think he likes you! He's a really nice guy, have you considered hooking up with him?"

Long story short, we hook up, and a large part was thanks to the supervisor guy. Short story long, anything by Dickens.

[SmileyEH]

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A few years ago, I was working in this company. One of the secretaries there is really cute. But she was also very shy and sort of afraid of talking with people.

Anyway, I think she is teh hots, and I would steal glances at her. I occasionally go to talk to her, but it's difficult to do my thing because she is so shy.

One of the older supervisors notices. He then makes it his habit to chat with this girl all the time. And he keeps telling her, "Hey, that guy keeps looking at you, I think he likes you! He's a really nice guy, have you considered hooking up with him?"

Long story short, we hook up, and a large part was thanks to the supervisor guy. Short story long, anything by Dickens.

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