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Vegas trip prologue (highlights)
Please read the whole thing when the masterpiece is unfurled but to those with the intellectual capacity of a stagecoach handler I present the following:
Came to Vegas with $9200 in cash and some 2000 in reserves I am in debt as of this moment. Spent 1K/hr on strippers last night. Had a blast. Took one of said strippers shopping and to dinner today and spent 2200 on her-which I would do again in a heartbeat. Came back and spent another $1500 tonight and got by nipples licked and learned how to give-very poor and awkward-lap dances. (just kind of happend-don't ask me how). Did not play one hand of poker-have not since late June. Did pushups in the high limit section of the Palms high limit lounge and yelled "BUSTO" at the top of my lungs when I went broke. Had long and reassuring conversation with parents. Met Dominic who's a solid dude. For more tales of debauchery read my trip report-coming soon. PS-For the haters: Whatever-yes I did a lot things which many here (and of course I myself in my stronger moments) consider really dumb but for the first time in my life I actually, genuinely enjoyed myself. So take that you nitty bastards. |
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Re: Vegas trip prologue (highlights)
Sounds like a fun trip.
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Re: Vegas trip prologue (highlights)
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PS-For the haters: Whatever-yes I did a lot things which many here (and of course I myself in my stronger moments) consider really dumb but for the first time in my life I actually, genuinely enjoyed myself. So take that you nitty bastards. [/ QUOTE ] I doubt anyone here will have a problem with this as long as you don't try to convince us or yourself that it is good poker. It is clear this trip was -EV but +FUN. The NITS, myself included, only attack when people do stupid things and try to convince us it was good poker. I look forward to the push up story. |
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I just hope you got your pipes cleaned by the stripper you took shopping! Otherwise.....
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I just hope you got your pipes cleaned by the stripper you took shopping! Otherwise..... [/ QUOTE ] For that price you should be able to roto-rooter her pipes as well. |
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damn, i hope you weren't buying her stuff, and were buying tricks.
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Hey, you had fun in the Vegas stylee (crazy gambooling, stripper/hooker action) and the only thing that suffered was your bank balance = all good.
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I'm hooked!
Publish the damned TR already! |
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I'm hooked! Publish the damned TR already! [/ QUOTE ] Pt.1-unforunately the sucky part-to be published sometime in the early morning tomorrow. I promise. |
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Re: Vegas trip prologue (highlights)
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[ QUOTE ] I'm hooked! Publish the damned TR already! [/ QUOTE ] Pt.1-unforunately the sucky part-to be published sometime in the early morning tomorrow. I promise. [/ QUOTE ] Out with it! |
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