Dear Bison: March 2006

bisonbison · #1 03-07-2006, 05:18 PM

OOTers and others,

It took me a few days of silent contemplation to muster the courage, sensitivity and contempt necessary to launch our 43rd annual Dear Bison thread.

I've been spending some incredibly frustrating time in the Science, Math, Philo and Politics forums, so if you've got any sort of that kind of question, please ask - that crap is right in my wheelhouse right now.

Some disclaimers:
I don't predict the future.
If you want to ask a supertough question and are too embarrassed to let OOT know that you suffer from fortnightly impotence unless you feast on the blood of Christian babies, register a gimmick account.

God is once again ready to play dice with the universe, and this time it's table stakes.

Have at it.

Gildwulf · #2 03-07-2006, 05:20 PM

Dear Bison,

What's your personal off-the-record opinion on the new GDrive?

dmk · #3 03-07-2006, 05:23 PM

Dear Bison,

Country fried steak for dinner tonight. Side = Mashed potatoes or French fries?

bisonbison · #4 03-07-2006, 05:31 PM

Country fried steak for dinner tonight. Side = Mashed potatoes or French fries?

Dear dmk,

PO TA TOES.

bisonbison · #5 03-07-2006, 05:23 PM

What's your personal off-the-record opinion on the new GDrive?

No.

4_2_it · #6 03-07-2006, 05:24 PM

Dear Bison,

Doesn't being in a boy band make Drew Lachey a semi-professional dancer? Should he have been allowed as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

GambleGamble · #7 03-07-2006, 05:30 PM

Dear Bison,

Can I do it? (and by it I dont mean above)

Thanks GG

bisonbison · #8 03-07-2006, 05:50 PM

Can I do it?

Dear Gamble,

Yes.

Long answer: You're carrying the equivalent of a full grown man in extra weight. It's both sad and very unhealthy.

You can be happy eating less, drinking less and being less determined to die in a blaze of Belushi-Farleyesque glory. You don't have to pity yourself or feel you're pathetic, but you should realize that a thinner, healthier you will feel, for a dozen different reasons, more hopeful, energetic and at peace.

JBB · #9 03-07-2006, 05:30 PM

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Dear Bison,

Doesn't being in a boy band make Drew Lachey a semi-professional dancer? Should he have been allowed as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

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Which band is this?

samjjones · #10 03-07-2006, 05:34 PM

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Dear Bison,

Doesn't being in a boy band make Drew Lachey a semi-professional dancer? Should he have been allowed as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

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Which band is this?

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He was in 98 Degrees.