Funny / Clever / Original Message....

[The B]

to leave on my personal voicemail.

Just got new cell and don't want to put "This is ___________, Please leave a message after the beep" as my message.

[otnemem]

Any message that attempts to be funny/clever/original is usually unfunny/stupid/unoriginal.

Seriously, why would you do anything but say, "This is ______. I can't get to my phone right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back?"

[2/325Falcon]

Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

Edit: Youtube.

[JP OSU]

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Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

Edit: Youtube.

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Damnit I came in to post that... I actually used that as my voicemail for like 2 years...

[KOTLP]

In my college stoner days my roomates and I spent many nights passing the old answering machine around at 3am. By the time we passed out laughing there was usually something really nonsensical like random farm animal noises or some [censored].

For a while one of my roomates left on a jerky boysish message, something like "I can't come to the phone right now. I'm looking at my ass in the mirror. It's blowing my [censored] mind!". There was a message one day from an unknown woman saying "That's real cute, and if you don't change that message I'm going to turn you into the phone company."

So he changed it to "Hi, you've reached xxx-xxxx. We're not home right now, please leave your name and number, and we'll call ya back... And if you're that [censored] bitch that called threatening to turn us into the phone company. [censored] you you fat whore."

She never left another message. Good times.

[GambleGamble]

Simple...

"What the FUCCCKKK do you want" ...beep

[Klompy]

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Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

Edit: Youtube.

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Damnit I came in to post that... I actually used that as my voicemail for like 2 years...

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We would get along well irl then as I used this for about 2 years too, except I found the background audio online and sang it myself replacing the word george with my real name. I have a decent singing voice, so it didn't sound stupid.

[pergesu]

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it didn't sound stupid.

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Can anyone who's ever left a message on your machine confirm?

[benza13]

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Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

Edit: Youtube.

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My roommate has this as his message.

[pergesu]

Mine says, "Hey it's Pat, I'm not in. I'll call you soon." I get lots of compliments on it for some reason.

I've never heard a funny message that was funny the second time I called that person.