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More Gilbert Arenas awesomeness
Pretty low content post, but I think his latest blog entry is hilarious.
[ QUOTE ] There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there. There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as. We’re humans. We live on land. Sharks live in water. So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack. When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.” [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: More Gilbert Arenas awesomeness
He is flirting with that fine line between brilliance and stupidity. I am gonna go with brilliance. Hilarious stuff.
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LOL one funny man
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How long before we see an angry shark attack victim on TV bashing Gilbert?
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holy crap, 100k made shots? scoring leader next year?
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Gilbert is great. He has that Yogi Berra quality where what he says does makes some sense, but it said in such a way or time that its funny as hell..
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[/ QUOTE ] I don't care that the joke is plagiarized this is still awesome. Also: [ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Gilbert [/ QUOTE ] -Al |
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Goddamn that blog post is hilarious. Also, Patrick McEnroe on PTI, WTF? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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