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A Brag, a beat, and a variance
Brag: Just got a bj, while watching The Wire, while drinking a beer.
Beat: Wasn't a double BJ? Variance: Beer was Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, decent but not my favorite. I'm sure there are others who can match such a brag, but just thought I'd throw this out there for the EricW-esque losers home on a Saturday night jerking it to youporn, waiting for the 2+2 upgrade. |
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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
you really got me on this one
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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
nice work
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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
Brag: GF is coming home to blow me then I'll giver teh secks
Brag: got a pizza in the oven Variance: it's that time of the month for her Beat: she's not home yet |
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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
Brag: Pitt > WVU
Beat: Everybody > UK Variance: Tennessee's all-orange unis are hideous. |
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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
I think Paulie Walnuts has you beat.
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