Beat: migrane from hell

Quicksilvre · #1 09-16-2007, 07:51 PM

All I want to do right now is to inject a syringe full of fentanyl directly into my frontal lobe. It feels like someone has been bashing me in the head with a ball-peen hammer for the last eight hours, and neither Tylenol nor butalbital has done jack crap. I didn't even get a good buzz from the latter.

The worst part is how it fades and comes back and fades and comes back and fades and MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY! I was even lucky enough to have to do six pages of differential equations homework with all of that going on.

Discuss.

Limesparks · #2 09-16-2007, 07:52 PM

smokin fentanyl gel yeaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Salerosa · #3 09-16-2007, 07:53 PM

I hear staring at a computer monitor helps.

Quicksilvre · #4 09-16-2007, 07:56 PM

I swear to God, it got worse when I moved into a darkened room. I am completely [censored] up right now.

Luckily I don't start class tomorrow until noon. I ain't sleeping anytime soon.

I_AM_EVIL · #5 09-16-2007, 11:09 PM

You have a brain tumor. The only remedy is to stab yourself in the balls for 30 minutes with an ice pick.

Quicksilvre · #6 09-16-2007, 11:15 PM

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You have a brain tumor. The only remedy is to stab yourself in the balls for 30 minutes with an ice pick.

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Too late. It went away twenty minutes after I posted.

Irish Mafia · #7 09-17-2007, 02:17 PM

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You have a brain tumor. The only remedy is to stab yourself in the balls for 30 minutes with an ice pick.

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its not a tooomah!

filsteal · #8 09-16-2007, 07:54 PM

See a doctor sometime and get a prescription for Imitrex or Relpax or one of the other "triptan" drugs. They really do work.

Get a prescription for some tylenol w/codeine while you're at it. Those can be mildly fun.

Soh · #9 09-17-2007, 05:26 AM

Are you sure it's a migraine headache? When I get one, there's no way I'll turn on my computer and make a post.