girl at the bar...

dfbuzzbeater · #1 06-02-2006, 05:50 PM

So I met this check at a bar...in fact, she was the waitress of me and my friends. I'm 21, she's 22. I look at her lower back...she has a tattoo in the shape of a the triforce from Legend of Zelda. Could it be? We ask her about it...yes, it is in fact a tattoo of the triforce!!! I get her number...We go out to dinner at Wolfgang Puck's a couple nights later...she waves to people out the window, and says that they are people she used to play Magic with! She's a HUGE nerd, but has the perfect amount of desire to look/act hot and get drunk.

Am I in heaven? Or am I facing an eventual bad beat?

She's 5'10", about 130-140 lbs. Great face, slim body.

Full Metal · #2 06-02-2006, 05:53 PM

As long as she doesn't have any World of Warcraft tattoos I think you are in the clear.

grouchie · #3 06-02-2006, 05:55 PM

which mana symbol does she shave into her pubic area?

If you are a green mage, and she is of the black mana symbol... i'd be a bit frightened.

the_main · #4 06-02-2006, 05:59 PM

postpixplz

r987r · #5 06-02-2006, 06:01 PM

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dfbuzzbeater · #6 06-02-2006, 06:03 PM

I knew that was gonna be requested...only went out once, so not a great opportunity for picks yet...working on it...

Digs · #7 06-02-2006, 07:07 PM

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which mana symbol does she shave into her pubic area?

If you are a green mage, and she is of the black mana symbol... i'd be a bit frightened.

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nh sir

maso · #8 06-02-2006, 07:34 PM

Its a bad beat... but only in 10-15 years time when you have a midlife crisis she will screw some greasy kebab shop owner and then divorce you and take your house and your children.
You will drink to drown your sorrows and jump off a bridge to commit suicide. But you will survive only to live 50 years in a wheelchair as a vegetable who drools all the time. Sorry. But bad beats are for life.

CCx · #9 06-02-2006, 07:35 PM

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Its a bad beat... but only in 10-15 years time when you have a midlife crisis she will screw some greasy kebab shop owner

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This forum gets better EVERY DAY

PokerPrince · #10 06-02-2006, 06:36 PM

If you wanna get in her good books, tell her she's hotter than Rubiana Soulsinger and you are gonna please her with your Rod Of Ruin later.