BBV4Life: GF wants me to do something in order to get something...

[Figure8]

Here's the shortest version of the deal...

My girlfriend has told me that she will mess around with another girl if I mess around with another guy; both of us will be able to watch but not touch in each scenario.

Here are the guidelines:

1) She messes around with another girl first.
--I figured that I could possibly agree to doing this and just back out after she does it...which will most likely be the end of our relationship.

2)However, in order to prevent me from doing what I said above, I have to set up my end of the deal before she holds up to hers...and she has to meet the guy.
--Once again, I could possibly rig this in my favor.

3) All I have to do is suck and be sucked by the male. Nothing more. Nothing less.

BBV4LIFE: I've never had any thoughts of exploring the male sex until now....does the deal seem worth it?????

I just don't know if I can handle putting some dude's junk in my mouth. ???? Regardless. Should I just screw her over on my end of the deal?

Help and guidance is desperately needed.

[Figure8]

To stick with guidlines:

Brag: Girlfriend wants to mess around with another girl.

Beat: I'm expected to do the same with a guy.

Variance: I'm not gay.


Gheyness is not Grheytness btw.

[Fleece]

looks like a bluff to me

[Conspire]

If u go through this and anyone that u know in real life finds out.....YOU ARE NOW GAY

[BillNye]

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If u go through this .....YOU ARE NOW GAY

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If you do this, you are gay, its not a "people will think your gay" your actually gay.

This is the worst deal ever, for considering it your def already bi.

[vhawk01]

This isnt worth it but is the only acceptable form of grimming.

If you are worried about losing your GF, relationships almost never survive 3-ways anyhow, so doing this is a death sentence most of the time. So if its still worth it, the grimming is like 100% no risk.

[RandomUser]

Just say no.

You will regret this for the rest of your life.

This reminds me of the old joke:

An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.

The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:

Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa!

See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker?

And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?

But I tell ya, man! YOU [censored] ONE GOAT!

[Figure8]

I'm looking to possibly side step my end of the deal by any means necessary.

[vhawk01]

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I'm looking to possibly side step my end of the deal by any means necessary.

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This is the easiest grimstar ever, man. You cant find some random guy who will pretend to be down with this to help you out? Make her go first, get some friend to help, set up webcam or something to pay friend for his help, this is easy.

The real problem here is: girls who would do it under these conditions just really want to do it and will do it under ANY conditions. You need to haggle.

[T-God]

Not worth it IMO.