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I\'m in the emergency room right now
I was playing soccer, I seperated my shoulder (different from a dislocation [look it up]).
I knew it would be hours and hours waiting in the ER, so I went home got some books, and my laptop, and some movies. My buddy is here with me. Turns out, they have wireless here free for "guests"... I have been 4 tabling for about an hour. Still waiting to see a doctor, but im in my own little room with my buddy. Questions? Comments? P.S. My nurse saw me playing poker and told me she is a poker junky, she said she played with negranue in binions or something. She is about 23 and cute and nice. NO PICS. |
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
Any good food in the garbage?
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
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Any good food in the garbage? [/ QUOTE ] yesterday we got hummus, and cashews. |
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
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[ QUOTE ] Whatever. [/ QUOTE ] that was 100% true. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha that is awesome veganmav. how'd you hurt your shoulder playing soccer, and are you going to flirt with the cute nurse more? |
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
Im not gonna flirt with her.
I was playing goaly, I made a bigtime Penalty kick save, , but landed on my outstretched arm, and [censored] the shoulder. |
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
is goaly like goalie? or keeper? c'mon, pretend like you've played before
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Re: I\'m in the emergency room right now
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She is about 23 and cute and nice. NO PICS. [/ QUOTE ] Pretend that you are totally disabled from taking care of yourself so that you can get a sponge bath. Make sure she's early in her working shift when you ask for a sponge bath. If you request for a sponge bath later in her shift you could wind up getting a sponge bath from a 6'3 250 lbs. black male nurse or a 66 year old white trash female veteran nurse who is an old maid. |
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