Jump rope: It's a 3-in-1 sex toy (w/ nsfw mspaints)

[LionelHutz00]

I recently started exercising with a jump rope (actually it's called a speed rope because the "rope" is made of some synthetic material or something, not actual rope). I realized that it would make an excellent sex toy. I tried it out Friday night with my new ladyfriend.

It can be used to tie up whoever you're having sex with, ldo:








It can be doubled over and used as a whip:


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And it can be used to choke whoever you're [censored]. Unfortunately she didn't let me do that to her [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. But here's what it would look like:

[Conspire]

Is this what u were doing while u were away?

[LionelHutz00]

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Is this what u were doing while u were away?

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you mean the sex, or the mspaints? either way, the answer is yes. fwiw I have like 5 ops "in the can," including a 15 part mspaint epic that revolves around Pooptoad falling in love with Miss Chriss.

[Georgia Avenue]

I hate jumping rope...what else can I use that's this versatile?

[benza13]

LionelHutz for mod

[Franchise 60]

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LionelHutz for mod

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Jesus you are on top of your game Lionel.

A+

[Conspire]

Lionel in the first pic of the chick giving fellatio, whose feet are those?

[cwes]

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you mean the sex, or the mspaints? either way, the answer is yes. fwiw I have like 5 ops "in the can," including a 15 part mspaint epic that revolves around Pooptoad falling in love with Miss Chriss.

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Holla! You might finally become a demigod! Be sure to add some bondage there, too.

[xSCWx]

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I recently started exercising with a jump rope (actually it's called a speed rope because the "rope" is made of some synthetic material or something, not actual rope).

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Wtf, it should be a jump speed then. Stop calling it rope!

[Bakes]

There's nothing I find funnier right now than the phrase "puckered brown buuholes"