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Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
So I've just booked a double room for tomorrow night in a smallish (36-room) family-run hotel in central London. It's in the university / tourist district which is absolutely crammed full of hotels. The woman who took my booking sounded like a sweet old lady. I booked a room with double bed, but I just gave my name and she didn't ask if anyone else would be staying.
In the morning I'm going to spend some time with a delightful girl I had some fun with last week. She has my mobile number so we will meet outside and I will take her up. We will have the TV on, turned to some music station. There'll be some noise but nothing too theatrical. Last week we stayed in the biggest chain hotel and it was perfectly fine to meet her outside and take her up to my room, with the do-not-disturb sign to keep the cleaners away. So many people coming and going, and nobody would care anyway. Sadly this place and all the others like it are booked up at such short notice. I'm worried that in a small, friendly, nosey hotel where you have to walk past the people at the check-in desk, it could be embarassing. The girl - sorry, no pics - doesn't obviously look like a hooker, so could conceivably be one of my friends. My girlfriend, even, since they don't know any better. I guess it's just a case of walking purposefully and confidently past the main desk. I don't know whether it being 9am will make it less suspicious, or more. Have any of you been in this situation? Any funny or embarassing stories? Any advice? |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
usually they make a point of telling you ahead of time if "guests are not allowed after 10pm" or whatever (eg no hookers buddy) so i'd assume you're in the clear, if not just pull the old distract-oh ... come in, start talking to the lady, make her go get you something (take out menus, whatever) and have your friend slip past, this is full proof ldo
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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usually they make a point of telling you ahead of time if "guests are not allowed after 10pm" or whatever (eg no hookers buddy) so i'd assume you're in the clear, if not just pull the old distract-oh ... come in, start talking to the lady, make her go get you something (take out menus, whatever) and have your friend slip past, this is full proof ldo [/ QUOTE ] So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious? I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!! |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
I would guess this would only be a problem if you were staying their in 1850.
Ken |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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I would guess this would only be a problem if you were staying their in 1850. Ken [/ QUOTE ] It's a good thing you signed your name on the bottom there, or we all would have been clueless as to whom made such a witty remark. |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
Had to change the time she came anyway to 11pm last night. Yeah, no problem at all.
Good times! |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious? I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!! [/ QUOTE ] I don't think it matters. If they cared about it they would have made that clear already imo. If you're worried, daylight is always less shady than nighttime I suppose. |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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[ QUOTE ] So, do you think 9am is actually a safer time, since it's less obvious? I.e. I could say she's my study partner or we're reading through a script!! [/ QUOTE ] I don't think it matters. If they cared about it they would have made that clear already imo. If you're worried, daylight is always less shady than nighttime I suppose. [/ QUOTE ] Well, sweet old ladies in charge of family-run hotels don't generally mention this kind of thing unprompted when you phone up to book a room.... |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
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Well, sweet old ladies in charge of family-run hotels don't generally mention this kind of thing unprompted when you phone up to book a room.... [/ QUOTE ] yeah they do, at least in my experience they do. every non-chain hotel/motel i've ever stayed at has pointedly expressed their "no girlfriends / no guests spending the night / no hookers" policy right up front, mebbe it's different in the states though (you're in england aren't you?), but imo she would've just said so right out, old lady or not... i had this ancient indian dude badger me, "no girlfriend! no up all night, no sexy, no girl! no girlfriend right buddy? just you?" lol |
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Re: Do small hotels care if you bring back a hooker?
How much does she cost?
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