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(OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
But I've just booked my business trip to Almaty, capital of Borathstan, for April.
If I was a pro poker player, I'd live a life without ever having cause to visit Kazskhstan. As it is, I get a fully expenses paid trip. Sweet. |
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
Wtf are you gonna do there, their most valuable export is fermented cow urine, isn't it?
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
Kazakhstan has seen, per capita, the biggest growth in the overseas student market of any territory ever. THe government is basically paying high school graduates of ability to study overseas. Presumably so that they learn bovine urine refinement techniques.
My job is to persuade them to come to Oxford. I get a cut of the tuition. FWIW, all the Kazakhs I've spoken to think Borat is hilarious. |
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
So what's your spiel? "Come to Oxford, the babes are amazing and we have like, pr0n and stuff? Plus, the English cuisine is just A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!" Or just give them a cut of your cut?
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
"I'll get you into Oxford University and you will become President of your country in the future. No, I never actually said that this college is Oxford University. Well, I don't care what you inferred, you can't have your money back."
It's generally something like that. Of course, if I get a sense that they are mobbed up, then they do get their money back. And I do manage to spring quite of lot of foreigners into the venerable institution next door, to be fair. |
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
Theres enough forigners in Oxford already without a load more coming in, there are times on the bus when I am the only person who has english as a first language, and in the summer the English school next to where I work is a total nightmare generally the week the loud french are there.
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
What are you the registrar for some college in Oxford that is not part of the university?
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
[ QUOTE ]
But I've just booked my business trip to Almaty, capital of Borathstan, for April. If I was a pro poker player, I'd live a life without ever having cause to visit Kazskhstan. As it is, I get a fully expenses paid trip. Sweet. [/ QUOTE ] Do you live in a Lord of the Rings movie? Where the hell are these places? Middle Earth? |
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
Almaty is not the capital anymore. Not that it matters for your purposes, I imagine.
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Re: (OT - brag) Generally, I hate my job
Oh yeah - that's true, isn't it. They're doing a Brazilia, Canberra, Washington, Ankara type thing. Presumably because of the precedents.
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