What do you do when a girl starts slapping the [censored] out of you?

[pergesu]

A girl's slapping the [censored] out of you, what do you do? I'm going to say that you can't hit her back. Presumably though you have to restrain her in some way. Is a bear hug acceptable? Also does it change if it's your gf, just a friend, or a random chick?

obv angry sex and/or makeup sex are in order

[grando]

my g/f did this when she was super drunk

I kicked her in the shin and she cried

I don't recommend that

[plzleenowhammy]

leave?

[disasterflop]

grab each bicept and shake a hoe?

[Borodog]

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leave.

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[Fels krone]

I was in a bar/club type place when this happened to me. There was a scuffle between some chicks, so I tried to separate them. Well, the drunk bitch fell down in a manner that it looked like I pushed her down. After that, hell was unleashed upon me by all her crazy drunk friends. I was getting hit from different angles, but one of them took the lead and did most of the damage. I got a bloodied lip and a kick in the gut that left a boot print on the shirt I was wearing.

Basically, I just tried to cover up and back away from the attackers. When I got far enough, I turned around and ran to the mens bathroom. I was fortunate enough they didnt follow me in there. It didnt hurt at all; it just suprised the [censored] out of me how quickly things happened.

[guids]

The bar that Ive been working at has had problems with chick fights for the last few weeks, its teh same two groups of girls. Their boyfriends are all pretty cool, and drink so we cant just not let them in, this week my buddy is postnig a sign, "all fights will be jello-ed", we set the 5 gallon bucket in the walk-in last night to set. its cherry.

[wonderwes]

Well you could



or even better

[AlexM]

See ya, bitch! Have a nice life.

[mbillie1]

Grab her wrist, roll her arm over. It'll disable her and hurt a little bit but without actually striking her, which would be [censored] up.