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Lets beat a drug test
So I have a drug test tomorrow at 8am. I smoked last night, and have been quite frequenly for the past few weeks. Now, I've researched a lot and found that lots of water, vitamin B pills, and eating some red meat will help to cover a dilute sample. So thats my plan, but I'm cutting it way too close so I may be [censored]. I didn't think they would have me test tomorrow, I figured I'd get a week or something.
Any other options? What about those detox products? I've heard they don't really work, but I'd like to hear some opinions. |
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
Congrats, you're gonna get fired, not hired, thrown back in jail, whatever.
Good luck. |
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A week would have definitely cleared things up. Call in sick for 4 days?
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I don't condone this, and would never even attempt to try it, but I know two people who have gotten jobs after smuggling clean urine in for the test.
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
OK, seriously, it sounds like you knew you were going to have to take a drug test, and YOU KEPT SMOKING?
Idiot. Not that you don't already know that you are, but I figure if we keep reminding all the people who do this stupid ish, then at least maybe fewer people will ask us for help. |
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[ QUOTE ]
OK, seriously, it sounds like you knew you were going to have to take a drug test, and YOU KEPT SMOKING? Idiot. Not that you don't already know that you are, but I figure if we keep reminding all the people who do this stupid ish, then at least maybe fewer people will ask us for help. [/ QUOTE ] [censored] you dude. I hate people like you. This guy is obviously in a bind there is no need to tell him he did something stupid when he is obviously aware already... go play in traffic |
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I don't condone this, and would never even attempt to try it, but I know two people who have gotten jobs after smuggling clean urine in for the test. [/ QUOTE ] I did this once many years ago. I had a clean friend pee in a glass vile with a rubber cap. I taped it under my armpit to keep it warm. No one watched, so everything was ok. |
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I'd say you're f'ed here.
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GOOGLE ffs
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Re: Lets beat a drug test
I learned a pretty sweat way in The Program, not sure how uncomfortable it is though...
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