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Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
I'm sure you've seen this by now, but just in case. It popped into my head pretty quickly after this hand.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) CO ($67.40) Button ($119.55) SB ($22.55) BB ($16.05) Hero ($49.25) MP ($49.25) Step 1: Cut a hole in the box. Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $7</font>, Button calls $7, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $5. Step 2: Put your junk in that box. Flop: ($21.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $60.4 (All-In)</font>, Step 3: Make her open the box. Button folds, Hero calls $42.25 (All-In). Turn: ($124.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> River: ($124.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> And that's the way you do it . . . Results: Hero has Qh Qs (full house, queens full of jacks). CO has As Ad (full house, aces full of jacks). . . . it's a dick in a box! The same guy flopped a set against my AA 20 hands later; the song was equipped to handle that as well. Christmas . . . a dick in a box. Hanukkah . . . a dick in a box. Kwanzaa . . . a dick in a box. Every single holiday a dick in a box! |
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
way to make the video less funny.
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
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way to make the video less funny. [/ QUOTE ] That's why the link is at the top, man. |
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
not because you ruined the punchline, because you applied to an unfunny situation which the video doesn't even fit. its like me quoting lazy sunday on a tournament bubble hand.
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
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not because you ruined the punchline, because you applied to an unfunny situation which the video doesn't even fit. its like me quoting lazy sunday on a tournament bubble hand. [/ QUOTE ] Hey look, another dick in a box! |
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
The situation doesn't really apply to the video at all but... my friend showed me the video the other day and it's funny as hell.
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
you're ruining an awesome video.
just stop replying to these and maybe don't post anymore |
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Re: Andy Samberg gives me words to express how I feel
Great video. Thanks for pointing it out. I was too busy reading Brandi vs Newhizzle posts to get out much.
Your post is, however, totally standard. |
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