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View Poll Results: The turtle joke | |||
I'm Male: Funny | 37 | 86.05% | |
I'm Male: Not Funny | 5 | 11.63% | |
I'm Female: Funny | 0 | 0% | |
I'm Female: Not Funny | 1 | 2.33% | |
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll |
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ever had secks with a dolphin?
lol dolphinsexaments
Q5) Is their any way I can invite a dolphin to be masturbated? A5) Well, yes. If they are hanging around, but not looking particularly excited, but you are, you can invite them with this way... |
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
Do you think dolphin-[censored] ever wake up one day and think to themselves, "Jesus Christ, I [censored] DOLPHINS. Where did my life go wrong?"
Voted for kangaroos and curry paste ldo. |
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
*sex
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
No, but I know a girl who had sex with one of the Gators. There is a gay guy I know who claims to have had sex with two of the Dolphins.
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
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[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account [/ QUOTE ] lol qft |
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Re: ever had secks with a dolphin?
Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and filthy whore?
A: It is understandable for a dolphin to smell and taste like fish. Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] a fat chick? A: A dolphin will not stain your sheets with Cheetos powder. Q: Who many dolphins does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the light bulb and five to run a train on your whore of a mother. Q: What is a dolphin's favorite sexual position? A: Doggystyle because it's the best! Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson? A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk? Q: What is the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise? A: Dolphins spit while porpoises swallow. Q: When a dolphin walks into a bar what does he say? A: Where da white bitches at? Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl? A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin. Q: What is the difference between [censored] a dolphin and [censored] an Italian? A: You would get less slimy [censored] a dolphin. Q: What did the dolphin say to the virgin? A: Alright we don't have to, but how bout you roll over and let me put it in your ass. Q: Why do dolphins say eeek eeek eeek? A: Because if they said that all Mexicans are lazy they would be racist. Q: Who many times a day do dolphins [censored]? A: How the [censored] should I know, perv! Q: How do you stop a dolphin from having a baby? A: A wire hanger. |
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To the people who have had sex with a dolphin, do you stay and cuddle afterwards or do you hit and run?
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Q: What is the difference between a female dolphin and a retarded girl? A: I have never had sex with a female dolphin. [/ QUOTE ] best one imo |
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[X] thread needs a dolphin gimmick account [/ QUOTE ] |
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