I celebrate my sexuality alone

[voyamatarte]

Basically, I got dumped about two months ago by a girl way out of my league who loved the D. In a 7 day period, I probably got off 12 times at least. Now fast forward to present day, when I have only been laid twice in between, once by a unenthusiastic drunk girl and another by a cute but not skilled hippy chick. So, what does this all mean?

I find myself experiencing slight pain and discomfort unless I jack off two times a day. Sometimes three. And I was raised Catholic, so obviously I feel dirty when I do this. These urges come at rediculous times. ("Oh, its 5:30 am and I just woke up to go pee. Why not jack off?")

Standard? Am I a devient? Should I jack off more?

[dsalt]

i'd probably write a book about your recent experience iIwu

[voyamatarte]

I'd never finish it, I have this problem where I jack off too much.

[MissChriss]

Install the sexy beast application on fb. U'll know what kind of animal u are. If u are a rabbit pls seek help.

[whois]

i jack off even having a gf. no sex obviously.

beat.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

1. cultivate obsession with jacking off
2. jack off a lot
3. ?????
4. Sperm Bank
5. Profit

[Smell The Glove]

i'm a machine imo

[RoundGuy]

I came.

[HeroInBlack]

So, somehow it pisses God off if you whack it, but he's totally fine with you banging women you aren't married to?

Or is poontang so good you really don't care if it pisses off God or not?

[Passaman]

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So, somehow it pisses God off if you whack it, but he's totally fine with you banging women you aren't married to?

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Just the opposite, imo