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How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
There's this young chick who's a semi-regular in my bar. Comes in every weekend and normally lasts the whole night. She's in her early twenties, about an OOT 7, and a generally all round nice young woman. Apart from the tiny little problem regarding her body odour.
The fact is that she smells bad. How bad? Well from behind the bar it's like getting hit with a baseball bat across the nasal zone. If she's sitting at the bar and I'm working, I need to stay out of a five foot zone around her person. Nobody says anything to her because, well this is the problem. How do you say something? I want her to fix her personal hygine more for herself than for me. I feel bad for her. I feel bad for me too having to work with her there, but I feel more bad for her. I think... So how do I tell her without completely alienating her from my bar? I live in a small mountain valley. It's important to keep the regulars happy. Even if they do smell to high heaven. |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
give her an anonymous note. say, someone asked me to give this to you. and make it polite, suggesting she shower before you come to the bar.
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
I would likely just mention that something smells bad every time you are around her and hope she gets the idea.
Also, I'm having a hard time believing she is an OOT 7, yet still has a smell zone of 5 feet. That type of blast radius is typically common in only hobos or the elderly. |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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I would likely just mention that something smells bad every time you are around her and hope she gets the idea. Also, I'm having a hard time believing she is an OOT 7, yet still has a smell zone of 5 feet. That type of blast radius is typically common in only hobos or the elderly. [/ QUOTE ] i've definitely been around girls who were 6s or greater that had some serious odor problems. and they're way too cute for anyone to just tell them they smell bad. |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
"You smell funny, take a shower."
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
Give her a gift bag with:
If she is worth pursuing then include a pie as well. |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
just walk behind her and hit her with the axe body spray...this is what i do with stinkers i have to sit near at the casino...
sadly, unless they catch you, its only a temporary solution... |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
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[ QUOTE ] I would likely just mention that something smells bad every time you are around her and hope she gets the idea. Also, I'm having a hard time believing she is an OOT 7, yet still has a smell zone of 5 feet. That type of blast radius is typically common in only hobos or the elderly. [/ QUOTE ] i've definitely been around girls who were 6s or greater that had some serious odor problems. and they're way too cute for anyone to just tell them they smell bad. [/ QUOTE ] Did they just run a marathon? Smelling someone from 5 feet away is pretty serious BO. Maybe it's just me, but I've never met a girl who smells close to that bad. Serious suggestion though: Get another regular to go along with this convo. When you are around her, say, "Damn, what's that smell?" He'll say, "Yeah what is that?" "Hey (smelly girl). Do you smell that too?" "No, I don't smell anything." "Weird. I totally smell something horrible." "Me too." Etc. until she finally gets the point that she smells. Either that, or just pay a drunk dude $20 to hit on her and then tell her she needs a shower. |
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
give one of your regulars who is in the know a few drinks to bring up the subject
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Re: How do I Tell a Girl that she Smells Bad?
Girls love poems?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You smell really bad, Try using Shampoo. |
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