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Time for robusto?
Why Hello
yupppp 2:16am...going to play an 8 hour session of hu sngs...lol..ya...about that.., let us gogogogogog robusto time 4 dollar bankroll, eat [censored] and die NAILIN247, gimmea your loot. PokerStars Ga $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/02 - 02:15:16 (ET) Table '62876503 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (1500 in chips) Seat 2: NAILIN247 (1500 in chips) ITSMESNITCHES: posts small blind 10 NAILIN247: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ITSMESNITCHES [6d 6s] ITSMESNITCHES: raises 40 to 60 NAILIN247: raises 100 to 160 ITSMESNITCHES: calls 100 *** FLOP *** [2s 8h 9s] NAILIN247: checks ITSMESNITCHES: checks *** TURN *** [2s 8h 9s] [8d] NAILIN247: bets 220 ITSMESNITCHES: calls 220 *** RIVER *** [2s 8h 9s 8d] [3s] NAILIN247: checks ITSMESNITCHES: bets 444 NAILIN247: folds ITSMESNITCHES collected 760 from pot ITSMESNITCHES: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 760 | Rake 0 Board [2s 8h 9s 8d 3s] Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (button) (small blind) collected (760) Seat 2: NAILIN247 (big blind) folded on the River Dealer: Gam ITSMESNITCHES wins pot (320) with a flush, Ace high ITSMESNITCHES: if i checked river ITSMESNITCHES: would you of bet 500? Dealer: Game #12389552520: NAILIN247 wins pot (20) Dealer: Game #12389553998: ITSMESNITCHES wins pot (20) NAILIN247: prob ITSMESNITCHES: damn HOLD BABY let me have a 3 bi bankroll jesus christ lee jones...a chop...ick. [censored] hh too lazy already as of 12 mins well lee this thread might be over soon. you gave me the best hand in ps history (kq offsuit obv) i floped a straight draw in a 3way pot JT3 obv and i'm about to call this guys shove lets do it kq, one time 3 bi bankroll....i'm slowrolling him as i type this long segment on how KQo is the nuts on stars hahahaha i know kq is gonna get there jahahahhahahaha;kdsjf;lakdsjf;lakjfadsfasdfasdfasd fasdf [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] PokerStars Gam: Tournament #62876503, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/02 - 02:26:34 (ET) Table '62876503 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (2125 in chips) Seat 2: NAILIN247 (875 in chips) ITSMESNITCHES: posts small blind 15 NAILIN247: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ITSMESNITCHES [Qd Kh] ITSMESNITCHES: raises 60 to 90 NAILIN247: raises 180 to 270 ITSMESNITCHES: calls 180 *** FLOP *** [Js Th 3h] NAILIN247: bets 605 and is all-in ITSMESNITCHES: calls 605 *** TURN *** [Js Th 3h] [Ac] *** RIVER *** [Js Th 3h Ac] [2c] *** SHOW DOWN *** NAILIN247: shows [Ts Qh] (a pair of Tens) ITSMESNITCHES: shows [Qd Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace) ITSMESNITCHES collected 1750 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1750 | Rake 0 Board [Js Th 3h Ac 2c] Seat 1: ITSMESNITCHES (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Kh] and won (1750) with a straight, Ten to Ace Seat 2: NAILIN247 (big blind) showed [Ts Qh] and lost with a pair of Tens sup bro? whats good. Edit 2.5 bi bankroll***** well, got 2 tables going now ( now i can multitable obv ) and the games are so slow. this guy is so bad. i just want to reach over to france to punch him... if lee jones would let me hit one pair vs him, i would of won by now. other guy is bad, like a mini HIV that hits gutters all day :-/ jesus chirst lj, let me chop one time you pos Table '62877360 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: HrdrTheyFa11 (2190 in chips) Seat 2: OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY (810 in chips) HrdrTheyFa11: posts small blind 25 OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY [Ac 3s] HrdrTheyFa11: raises 100 to 150 OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: raises 660 to 810 and is all-in HrdrTheyFa11: calls 660 *** FLOP *** [4d Ts Jh] *** TURN *** [4d Ts Jh] [2s] *** RIVER *** [4d Ts Jh 2s] [Qc] *** SHOW DOWN *** OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY: shows [Ac 3s] (high card Ace) HrdrTheyFa11: shows [5c Ad] (high card Ace - Queen+Jack+Ten+Five kicker) HrdrTheyFa11 collected 1620 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1620 | Rake 0 Board [4d Ts Jh 2s Qc] Seat 1: HrdrTheyFa11 (button) (small blind) showed [5c Ad] and won (1620) with high card Ace Seat 2: OOOOOGLLLLLYBOOOOGLLLLY (big blind) showed [Ac 3s] and lost with high card Ace gayyyy at least i won the other one, so i can play another one, yupppp WOW WTF IS GOING ON i sign up for 2. and they are vs the same guy ( jfever5k ) wow, i'm about to get hustled by a better 2.20 hu multitabler? gameface time. I got 2 tables open, notepad ( for this ldo ) and i need some music now, wow. music ya, i need drink too, lil bit high and cottonmouth whjat a bitch, 3 bet min raising me ha.. wow i'm about to hate life...he beat me on one table, got it ai with top pair A kicker pair of tt obs then he didn't let me come back by 3 outing my [censored] real good. the other table i have 1110 chips...if i lose this, i'm just gonna be so upset. PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/02 - 03:09:02 (ET) Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: jjfever5k (1770 in chips) Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1230 in chips) IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 10 jjfever5k: posts big blind 20 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [Qd Td] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 40 to 60 jjfever5k: calls 40 *** FLOP *** [4c Ac 8d] jjfever5k: checks IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks *** TURN *** [4c Ac 8d] [Qh] jjfever5k: checks IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 100 jjfever5k: calls 100 *** RIVER *** [4c Ac 8d Qh] [2d] jjfever5k: checks IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 199 jjfever5k: calls 199 *** SHOW DOWN *** IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [Qd Td] (a pair of Queens) jjfever5k: shows [Ks Qc] (a pair of Queens - Ace+King kicker) jjfever5k collected 718 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 718 | Rake 0 Board [4c Ac 8d Qh 2d] Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) showed [Ks Qc] and won (718) with a pair of Queens Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) showed [Qd Td] and lost with a pair of Queens kjghigjh VALUETOWN WHERE ARE YOU ONE TIME? HOW AM I [censored] LOSING A 2.20 HU SNG TO THIS GUY WOW AM I REALLY GOING TO LOSE 2 GAMES TO HIM? If i lose this i still have 1.10 in my acct...maybe enough for a sng? gay but i can't lose this noooooooooooo Well bbv... i am about to cr this guy for the rest of my chips... i have a4o on the a77q board...i'm typing this as my timebank is ticking. just like kq...i think i got him, i'm just gonna shove the slider, click the "raise to 841" button and just completly scamboozle him with the check raise....lets hope. skeet skeet skeet PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/10/02 - 03:14:17 (ET) Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: jjfever5k (1889 in chips) Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1111 in chips) jjfever5k: posts small blind 15 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [4d Ac] jjfever5k: calls 15 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 120 to 150 jjfever5k: calls 120 *** FLOP *** [7c 7s As] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 120 jjfever5k: calls 120 *** TURN *** [7c 7s As] [Qc] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks jjfever5k: bets 325 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 516 to 841 and is all-in jjfever5k: folds IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ collected 1190 from pot IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1190 | Rake 0 Board [7c 7s As Qc] Seat 1: jjfever5k (button) (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (big blind) collected (1190) This is taking foreverrrrr...errr ok finally 25/50 blinds, raisy daisy time. Wow...i didn't even type in the good ol notepad, i just 3 bet shoved on him so fast for it...wow, look at me go. Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: jjfever5k (1394 in chips) Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (1606 in chips) IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 25 jjfever5k: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [9d Kc] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 100 to 150 jjfever5k: raises 250 to 400 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 1206 to 1606 and is all-in jjfever5k: folds IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ collected 800 from pot IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 800 | Rake 0 Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) collected (800) You know someone is decent when they fold to a 4bet shove in a 2.20husng????? I think if i win this i'm going to try to post...then keep on going...but i gotta win first, my timebank is dieing, and i floped the 5 high OESD ONE TIME LEE wow one time hjit one time jesus christ PokerStars Game Tournament #62878468, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/10/02 - 03:23:29 (ET) Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: jjfever5k (994 in chips) Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (2006 in chips) jjfever5k: posts small blind 25 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [4d 5h] jjfever5k: calls 25 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: checks *** FLOP *** [3s 3h 2h] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: bets 100 jjfever5k: raises 250 to 350 IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 1606 to 1956 and is all-in jjfever5k: calls 594 and is all-in *** TURN *** [3s 3h 2h] [8d] *** RIVER *** [3s 3h 2h 8d] [7c] *** SHOW DOWN *** IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [4d 5h] (a pair of Threes) jjfever5k: shows [4c 3c] (three of a kind, Threes) jjfever5k collected 1988 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1988 | Rake 0 Board [3s 3h 2h 8d 7c] Seat 1: jjfever5k (button) (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and won (1988) with three of a kind, Threes Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (big blind) showed [4d 5h] and lost with a pair of Threes well... i have 1262 chips..and pocket 3s. he raises huh..ok i'll see a flolpski ajj8 board ick, 3 high flush draw hit one time? nope anyway..the plan is just to cbet every dry flop everytime ok lets do it team. SD:LKFJLSKJF STOP 3 BETTING ME I NEED TO SEE A FLOP TO CBET IT SLDKFJ i just can't get anything going..i mean..487 chips..a2 now..he folds obv ok..512 chips................a6o ok shove time.........and he.. calls ahhh im ahead JESUS CHRIST WHY asdkl;fjadl;sfkja;sdlkfja;ldskfj Asdfl;kjasdf;lkjasd;lfkj Table '62878468 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: jjfever5k (2488 in chips) Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (512 in chips) IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: posts small blind 25 jjfever5k: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ [Ad 6s] IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: raises 462 to 512 and is all-in jjfever5k: calls 462 *** FLOP *** [Kh Jd 5s] *** TURN *** [Kh Jd 5s] [9d] *** RIVER *** [Kh Jd 5s 9d] [Ts] *** SHOW DOWN *** jjfever5k: shows [5c Ac] (a pair of Fives) IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ: shows [Ad 6s] (high card Ace) jjfever5k collected 1024 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1024 | Rake 0 Board [Kh Jd 5s 9d Ts] Seat 1: jjfever5k (big blind) showed [5c Ac] and won (1024) with a pair of Fives Seat 2: IJUSTCHANGEMYNAMEWOWDIELEEJONESSD:LFKJ (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 6s] and lost with high card Ace now i'm busto and sad, and hate life [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Time for robusto?
Just ate a luncable...kinda sad..can't even play a 1.20 40 man sng, because i have 1.10 in my account....sooo i'm drinking some orange juice and loaded up a nl talbe with the whole farm on it, just to see if i can make 10 cents to play a 40 person sng
lets seeeee now first hand...you know..if i cr this and win it, i can play my sng, so yup, peace .24 cents???fold????and he calls [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] so i think i'm gonna shove flush draw got there gimmea my loot bitch hahahahahah Seat 1: OBwerkman ($1.26 in chips) Seat 2: mathemaat ($4.98 in chips) Seat 3: MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM ($1.10 in chips) Seat 4: PokerSaurier ($1.20 in chips) Seat 5: Sir_Paul01 ($0.97 in chips) Seat 6: Loonie3006 ($1.94 in chips) mathemaat: posts small blind $0.01 MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: posts big blind $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM [Th 5s] PokerSaurier: folds Sir_Paul01: folds Loonie3006: calls $0.02 OBwerkman: calls $0.02 mathemaat: calls $0.01 MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: checks *** FLOP *** [2h 4c 7c] mathemaat: checks MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: checks Loonie3006: checks OBwerkman: bets $0.04 mathemaat: folds MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: raises $0.20 to $0.24 Loonie3006: folds OBwerkman: calls $0.20 *** TURN *** [2h 4c 7c] [Kc] MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: bets $0.84 and is all-in OBwerkman: folds MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM collected $0.56 from pot MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $0.56 | Rake $0 Board [2h 4c 7c Kc] Seat 1: OBwerkman (button) folded on the Turn Seat 2: mathemaat (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 3: MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM (big blind) collected ($0.56) Seat 4: PokerSaurier folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: Sir_Paul01 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Loonie3006 folded on the Flop yuppppp reg'd for the 1.20/40 man get in it if ya wannnnt. |
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Re: Time for robusto?
wow lee...just hide the 1.10 turbo table when i looked for it earlier....let me put my whole br on the line...then let me find it after...skeetasauraussasdl;fkj
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Re: Time for robusto?
do i have aids? no one wants to talk? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Re: Time for robusto?
Seat 1: MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM (1165 in chips)
Seat 2: dayo21 (1500 in chips) Seat 3: mazuka (980 in chips) Seat 4: Big Daddy zx (2025 in chips) Seat 5: SheFlies (4110 in chips) Seat 6: thirdcoma (1485 in chips) Seat 7: Vienna Bundy (3745 in chips) Seat 8: Bam_Jerome (790 in chips) Seat 9: maggimae2 (1385 in chips) MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: posts small blind 25 dayo21: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM [8d 6s] mazuka: calls 50 Big Daddy zx: folds SheFlies: calls 50 thirdcoma: calls 50 Vienna Bundy: folds Bam_Jerome: calls 50 maggimae2: calls 50 MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: raises 1115 to 1165 and is all-in dayo21: folds mazuka: calls 930 and is all-in SheFlies: folds thirdcoma: folds Bam_Jerome: folds maggimae2: folds *** FLOP *** [7h Kd Td] *** TURN *** [7h Kd Td] [2h] *** RIVER *** [7h Kd Td 2h] [8s] *** SHOW DOWN *** MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM: shows [8d 6s] (a pair of Eights) mazuka: shows [Ts Qh] (a pair of Tens) mazuka collected 2210 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2210 | Rake 0 Board [7h Kd Td 2h 8s] Seat 1: MEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM (small blind) showed [8d 6s] and lost with a pair of Eights Seat 2: dayo21 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: mazuka showed [Ts Qh] and won (2210) with a pair of Tens Seat 4: Big Daddy zx folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: SheFlies folded before Flop Seat 6: thirdcoma folded before Flop Seat 7: Vienna Bundy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Bam_Jerome folded before Flop Seat 9: maggimae2 (button) folded before Flop |
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Re: Time for robusto?
ice thread
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